"Do you want to see my dick?"

[yvr girl]

This is a message I just got on myspace.

Now personally, I'm more about the person attached to them, but that might just be me.

How should I respond?

[Mrs.Matcom]

1. Uh Oh!!!

Me thinks matcom has been soliciting you!!! Run, run far and fast!!! :*

[yvr girl]

3. Long time no see

:hug:

It's worse than Matcom...this guy looks like Kevin Fererline. Yikes!

[Mrs.Matcom]

4. yup

matcom has been hogging the puter again!!! Bastaaad! I need to get a router and a monitor and I will be set on my own. Just have more important things to spend the $$ on right now. Like a new tile kitchen floor. when you coming out here again??? Miss you tons! :hug:

[yvr girl]

5. Goes without saying that he's a Bastaaad.

I heard about your tile floor.

I'd love to, but not in the near future. *sigh*

[Xipe Totec]

2. I'd say:

Shouldn't you be quail hunting with Cheney?

and leave it at that.

[In_The_Wind]

6. Sure!

Oh my. I wouldn't waste my time answering that one.

There needs to be a little more substance to a man than just his dick before I'd seriously be interested. .

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Oh, come on!

I send you a nice comment with a possible goodie involved, and you take it to this site!

Where's the anony..,, the anonymou..., the anomysonity of the internets?

[DS1]

8. Post it here, or a link to it, so we can all point and laugh

or pick our chins up off the carpet :D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Hey look! Disney was right!

It IS a small world after all.

:evilgrin:

[crispini]

10. Good lord, he's certainly not going for "suave," is he?

After he sends the pic you could always ask him, "where's the rest of it?" :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

11. pull my finger

[datsafact]

12. You came with teeth...

You want to leave with teeth?

[no name no slogan]

16. kindly refer to post #11

:P

[In_The_Wind]

19. nope

[Elidor]

13. Here's my dick

-

[Skittles]

14. tell him someone borrowed your microscope

then tell him to get lost

[fortyfeetunder]

15. ask if it's spotted

the dessert...

[Deja Q]

17. I know we all have our little secrets, but really...

:rofl:

[Kali]

18. Say "whatever" and see what happens.

I just have to ask is this his first message? 2nd? 3rd?

Real smooth.

Hey, did you get your heater running?

[yvr girl]

23. 1st message

out of the blue

[graywarrior]

20. Don't dare call him Dick. It's RICHARD.

[name not needed]

21. Yes. And if humiliating, send pictures to everyone on his friends list

[Digit]

22. I would just say, "got my own" and leave him in his own confusion

[edbermac]

24. "No thanks, Miss Coulter"

:rofl:

[DawgHouse]

25. LOL!

[TallahasseeGrannie]

26. I like ducks

but I like geese better.

[Tyler Durden]

27. Best reply I ever heard:

Hey, that looks just like a DICK, only one whole HELL of a lot smaller.

[ThomCat]

28. or the old Bette Midler line.

You know, if you water it maybe it'll grow.

[JVS]

29. Well do you want to see it or not?

Answer accordingly

[Hugin]

30. Reply with: Only if I can show you mine.

That usually sends these types scampering back into the woodwork.

[meegbear]

33. LOL!

My favorite Tellulah Bankhead quote is when she was asked if her friend Cary Grant was gay:

"I don't know, he never sucked my dick."

[JVS]

31. Marry him now! You'll have the best "How we met" story ever1

[REDKING]

32. No Thanks...yours or anybody else's.

[texas1928]

34. Just make comments that you have seen bigger.

[REDKING]

35. I just have to say this post still has me laughing.

Thank you,I had a shitty day.

[ET Awful]

36. Say "Sure, do you want to see mine?"

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

37. Tell the boy his Mom is calling him upstairs for lunch.

[AndyA]

38. Tell them, "No thanks, others here have already forwarded pics of it to me

...and I got a good laugh already."