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They finally bring the whole Bush administration to the Hague and try them for war crimes, and of course they're all found guilty. Most of them get to spend years in prison, but Little George, Big Dick, and Rumsfeld are sentenced to be executed by firing squad. They send Cheney out first and put the blindfold on him, but just as the riflemen are aiming on him, he screams, "Earthquake!" In the confusion he runs into a side door. So they frog-march Rummy out, but he too shouts out, "Tornado!" and similarly, he makes his getaway. Not one to be misunderestimated, Dim Son thinks, "I get it, if I yell out about a natural disaster, I can confuse the squad and not get shot!" So he makes his way out to the wall, refuses the blindfold, and with his trademark smirk hollers, "FIRE!"
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