I ran through traffic cuz you guys told me to. OUCH!

[PretzelWarrior]

Fortunately a moped knocked me silly and right out of the path of a big truck.

You guys were wrong about that as a "fun pastime".

[Benfea]

1. Let me teach you about a new game.

It's called "Mr. Butter Knife and Mrs. Power Outlet"

It's a really fun game. You gotta try it! All the cool kids are doing it, and you wanna be cool, don't you?

[PretzelWarrior]

2. true story here. I caught my bed on fire when I was 7

I pulled PEZ candy dispenser apart, stretched out the spring in it.....and arced current from an electrical outlet onto my mattress. That's when the fit hit the Sha'n.

[Benfea]

3. Buwahahahaha!

My poor, poor sister in law. She comes from a family of all girls, so she doesn't yet fully grasp the Injury Collection all little boys maintain (in some cases lasting into the late 20s). Her two lovely sons will teach her, though.

[PretzelWarrior]

4. I know. my bro and I were dam lucky to survive childhood

to add to that story...I told him to go run and get water from bathroom. YUP. He hurried there and back...and we threw water on the electrical fire which caused to to get worse.....then my dad came in...was madder than hell and they called the Fire Dept. just to be sure nothing was still on fire inside the mattress or walls.

[Benfea]

5. Ehh, that was only a so-so childhood injury story.

The best childhood injury stories end with a group of frightened children huddled around a prone and twitching figure declaring "Don't bring him home! We'll get in trouble!"