K-Fed to Britney: I'm naked because my clothes are in the washing machine

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

KFed might have been caught

02.24.2006:21:50

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=657

It seems a reasonable question to ask why Britney Spears would go to Hawaii with her son but leave the deadbeat husband with a wandering eye alone in LA with the run of her Malibu mansion. Well, Mike Walker of the National Enquirer says that, just before she left on her trip, Britney caught Kevin asleep in nothing but his boxers at the home of his ex, Shar Jackson.

According to Walker, Kevin went to visit the two children he has with Shar, and even though Britney knew about this ahead of time, she called Kevin on his cell several times during the visit. Kevin never answered, so Britney stormed over to Shars house and found her husband asleep in his underwear on a couch. Kevin and Shar tried to convince Britney that Kevin's clothes had gotten dirty, and he was basically naked because his clothes were in the washing machine.

Britney, Kevin and Shar then acted out several other plotlines they saw on sitcoms in the 80's, including one where Kevin has two dates with two girls at the same restaurant and has to run back and forth, and another where Britney has her clothes stolen while skinny dipping.

note - I know, I know, nothing would make me happier than for this to be the last Britney Spears story ever.

[XemaSab]

1. The number one thing that makes Britney the queen of the trailer park

is that she could basically have any guy she wants but she picked THIS loser. :eyes:

[politicat]

2. Hope that pre-nup had an adultery clause, Brit-brit.

If you thought he wouldn't do to you what he did to Shar, you're dumber than you look.