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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:22 PM Original message |
Post here and I'll insult you, Shakespearean style. |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. What ho - thoust eye is puffy! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:25 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. Thou art a cockered pox-marked pigeon-egg! |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:29 PM Response to Reply #5 |
14. Seriously - doctors today diagnosed Shakespear with lymphomac |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:34 PM Response to Reply #14 |
23. Weird. |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:53 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. You think they could find a pro-bono patient who was still alive. |
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tarkus (780 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
2. I'm posting here instead of writing about "Candide" |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:26 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Back to work! Thou venomed hell-hated puttock! |
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tarkus (780 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:36 PM Response to Reply #8 |
24. And www.pangloss.com is a reference to a character in Candide! |
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catbert836 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:27 PM Response to Reply #2 |
58. Even though you're having trouble writing, |
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tarkus (780 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:30 PM Response to Reply #58 |
63. So true... |
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Liberalynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
3. Okay I am in for some "exposure therapy" |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:27 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Thou hath not so much brain as ear wax. |
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Liberalynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:30 PM Response to Reply #9 |
66. That's Incredible! |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
4. Go for it |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:27 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Thou art a cullionly pottle-deep clotpole! |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:30 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. I suppose it could have been worse |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:31 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Thou crusty botch of nature! |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:33 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Yep, that's worse |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
6. Insulteth! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:28 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage. |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
7. Thou would not! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:29 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. Thou dissembling plume-plucked miscreant! |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:46 PM Response to Reply #15 |
26. Thou mewling lily-livered minnow! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:47 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Hahaha! |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
11. bringeth it on |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:29 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. Thou gleeking fen-sucked ratsbane! |
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Dave Reynolds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
13. Were you not pissy yesterday, too? |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:30 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. No, the lounge was pissy. |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
20. Doust thou bite your thumb at me sir? |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:33 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Thou art a warped clay-brained scut! |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:14 PM Response to Reply #21 |
41. I think thou wast created for men to breath themselves upon thee. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:17 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. Thou misbegotten onion-eyed hedge-pig! |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:20 PM Response to Reply #43 |
46. Thou cullionly plume-plucked canker-blossom! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:20 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. OMG! |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:23 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. Thou impertinent common-kissing flax-wench! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:25 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. Thou yeasty rump-fed giglet! |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:28 PM Response to Reply #53 |
60. Thou churlish bat-fowling dewberry! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:34 PM Response to Reply #60 |
73. Thou fawning boil-brained horn-beast |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:39 PM Response to Reply #73 |
78. Thou puking flap-mouthed horn-beast! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:40 PM Response to Reply #78 |
80. Thou droning lily-livered scullian! |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:45 PM Response to Reply #80 |
82. Thou caluminous onion-eyed malcontent! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:48 PM Response to Reply #82 |
83. Thine horrid image doth unfix my hair. |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:51 PM Response to Reply #83 |
85. I shall live to knock thy brains out. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:52 PM Response to Reply #85 |
86. Thou qualling tickle-brained jolt-head! |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:58 PM Response to Reply #86 |
87. Thou currish dizzy-eyed strumpet! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:59 PM Response to Reply #87 |
88. Thou vain dread-bolted bladder! |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 11:03 PM Response to Reply #88 |
89. Thou tottering unchin-snouted harpy! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 11:04 PM Response to Reply #89 |
90. Thou spleeny scurvy-valiant baggage! |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 11:05 PM Response to Reply #90 |
91. OMG! To end all insults.... Look what it gave me! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 11:08 PM Response to Reply #91 |
92. Whoa! You win! |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 11:14 PM Response to Reply #92 |
93. That's right... |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 11:15 PM Response to Reply #91 |
94. Wait! I'm back in the running, look what it just gave me! |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 11:48 PM Response to Reply #94 |
95. Oh yeah???? Take this! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 11:56 PM Response to Reply #95 |
96. D'oh! |
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ContraBass Black (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:11 PM Response to Reply #20 |
39. If you hadn't, I would have. |
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Jade Fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
25. Thy countenance doth set my hounds to howling! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:47 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Thou qualling malmsey-nosed maggot-pie! |
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Jara sang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
29. fiendish harlot |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:54 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. You speak unskilfully: or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darkened |
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Jara sang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:58 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. What doesith thou meanist byist this treachery??? |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:04 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. How now, wool-sack, what mutter you? |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
33. To't then, thou withered bull's pizzle! nt |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:05 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Thou wayward crook-pated baggage |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:09 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. Hmm, not bad... |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
36. this better be good |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:10 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
40. Kinda looks like a king james version of abuse |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:18 PM Response to Reply #40 |
44. Away with thee! Thou bawdy malmsey-nosed foot-licker! |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
42. Do tell ? There is a Shake insults dictionary website out there. Yes? |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:19 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. You mean this? |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:20 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. Thou cullionly plume-plucked canker-blossom! LOL .. I WON!! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:21 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. LOL! OMG |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:23 PM Response to Reply #49 |
51. DARN! |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:25 PM Response to Reply #51 |
54. It's ok. |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:27 PM Response to Reply #54 |
59. Thou whoreson mandrake! |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:33 PM Response to Reply #59 |
71. Thy words tithe only to the colony of gods betwixt thou toes |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:35 PM Response to Reply #71 |
74. Thou bootless beetle-headed nut-hook! |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
52. Piss away, cliquemate. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:26 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of va |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:26 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. What the crap is a va? |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:29 PM Response to Reply #56 |
61. Aw crap. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:30 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. Haha, alright, fair enough. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:30 PM Response to Reply #64 |
67. Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms! |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:37 PM Response to Reply #67 |
77. Rev, you need a nap. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:39 PM Response to Reply #77 |
79. No! Thou frothy plume-plucked lout! |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
57. I just can't pass this up |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:29 PM Response to Reply #57 |
62. Thou jarring swag-bellied foot-licker! |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
65. Prithee, you make of me a cuckold? |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:32 PM Response to Reply #65 |
69. Thou cockered doghearted harpy! |
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6000eliot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
68. Do thy worst, thou cur. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:32 PM Response to Reply #68 |
70. Thou jarring shard-borne maggot-pie! |
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6000eliot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:50 PM Response to Reply #70 |
84. Ouch! |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
72. I am seriously hormonal. Go for it. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:36 PM Response to Reply #72 |
75. Thou mangled ill-breeding flirt-gill! |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:37 PM Response to Reply #75 |
76. . |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-23-06 10:41 PM Response to Reply #76 |
81. Thou qualling fen-sucked mumble-news! |
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