Sign up here for Halliburton Hotel roommates

[noamnety]

It looks like the domestic detention camps are a go. In the interest of helping things to run smoothly, I propose we sign up now for roommate preferences, so they have time to get it all in a database ahead of time. That way, we can help them to help us - everyone benefits!

I'll start:

I'd like a nonsmoking roommate(s). I tend to be a little sloppy - I might throw my dirty orange jumpsuits on the floor instead of in the hamper, so no neat freaks please. I don't feel comfortable singing in public, so if you want to partake in the occasional protest song to pass the time, that's fine, but don't expect me to join in.

[matcom]

1. i want to be in the DU women's dorm please

is it too much to ask for extra whipped creme?

thanks. i'll keep my 'eye' on them while we are 'suffering'

[noamnety]

3. That shouldn't be a problem at all

I have a hunch they call it "whipping" creme there. Whippings of any sort will be doled out generously.

[ThomCat]

2. I'll volunteer in the kitchen.

I'm a really good cook, even with stuff that doesn't seem like it would make a good meal. (Volunteered for a bit cooking in a soup kitchen, you pick up a knack.)

I'm flexible on the roommate situation as long as you like cats. I'm not leaving mine behind.

[noamnety]

4. I'm not comfortable with your request

I definitely do not want my chef asking if I like cats.

[ThomCat]

5. If Halliburton is stocking the pantry

You'll be even less comfortable with what's on the menu. :o

I can probably make it palatabe, but I'll kindly not tell you what's in it.

[noamnety]

6. Alrighty, then

"Don't ask, don't tell" is probably a sensible policy in this context.