Sometimes I just want to answer lounge questions with "your mom."

[jane_pippin]

I won't do it because that would be wrong. But, sometimes when scanning the front page I see so many thread titles posing goofy questions and the first thing that pops into my head as a goofy answer is "your mom."

Is it just me who's warped? It can't be.

I needed to get that out of my system. Thanks.

[Hugin]

1. your mom!

[jane_pippin]

2. Nuh uhhhh. *Your* mom!

:D

[Hugin]

4. I beg your mom's pardon, then.

YOUR MOM! :o

[jane_pippin]

9. I'm not even good at "your mom" jokes.

Your mom told me so. ;)

[Hugin]

11. Leave your mom out of this!

Your mom! :7

[Richardo]

3. The old fashioned 'Your Mother!' carries more vitriol...

...and we all want that.

You're speaking for me, too, jane :thumbsup:

[jane_pippin]

8. It does class it up a bit too.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. :)

[progmom]

12. or yo' mama!

[billyskank]

5. Ya mum

As they say in London. :P

[jane_pippin]

10. Yes, we should recognize the international options too.

Hi Billy. :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Work,

buy a house, get married, have kids.

Love,
Daddy.

[jane_pippin]

14. Daddy is confusing me.

:cry:

[Ariana Celeste]

7. It's not just you

That's the usual response around this apt. :hi:

[jane_pippin]

15. Oh good. I used to say it to the boyfriend a lot but I had to stop.

He kept acting like I really meant his actual mom. Not so. That's why "your mom" works so well as a stupid response. Oh well.

[Hugin]

13. O.K. On future Lounge polls I create I will put "your mom" as a choice.

But, I doubt your mom will like it.

[jane_pippin]

16. No, she won't because it sounds like something

your mom would be into.


(I told you I'm bad at this, ok.)

[Hugin]

17. I shutter to think what your mom might be into... After all it's YOUR MOM!

It's your mom's turn!

[RandomKoolzip]

18. I once worked at a coffee shop with a guy from Brooklyn...

Who would regularly respond, under his breath, with "your mother," when a customer would ask for something. He'd do it quickly enough, and quietly enough, that most people would either not hear it, or they'd say "what?" and he'd say "Nothing. Decaf?"

People would often ask him where the bathroom was, and he got tired of it. So one day, after someone asked "Where's the bathroom?" He replied, "Uh, you go out these glass doors, go straight down the hallway, past the frame shop, take left, take a right, and then go fuck yourself."

That was a great fuckin' day....

[Richardo]

19. Was 'this guy from Brooklyn' YOU, by any chance?

:)

[RandomKoolzip]

20. I'm from New Haven, Connecticut.

Smartass.

[Richardo]

21. Your mother.

[RandomKoolzip]

22. Yup, she's from there too. And?

:shrug:

[jane_pippin]

23. Hahahahah! Good.

That's a million times better than the old "invisible staircase behind the counter" routine one of my old co-workers pulled.

"Are you sure you don't have it?"

"Uh, hold on. Let me just go downstairs and check on that for you." (Then you have to mime walking down to the basement until you disappear from behind the counter. The downside is that the customer is probably still standing there so there isn't a way out of that one really.)

[RandomKoolzip]

24. That's hilarious.

I gotta try that one at work some time. "Hold on! Still looking!"