(Food/drink alert) Republican-English dictionary.

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I was laughing my ass off.

Entries from the Republican-English Dictionary
Posted by Mark Kleiman
In case you've been having trouble recently in deciphering speeches and news reports:

*alternative energy sources/ n./* New locations to drill for gas and oil.

*bankruptcy/ n./* A means of escaping debt available to corporations but not to poor people.

*"burning bush"/ n./* A biblical allusion to the response of the President of the United States, when asked a question by a journalist who has not been paid to inquire.

*Cheney, Dick/ n./* The greater of two evils.

*Christian /n./* Fundamentalist

*class warfare/ n./* Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.

*climate change/ n./* Progress toward the blessed day when the blue states are swallowed by the oceans.

*compassionate conservatism/ n./* Poignant concern for the very wealthy

*creation science/ n./* Pseudoscience that claims George W. Bush's resemblance to a chimpanzee is totally coincidental

*DeLay, Tom/ n./* Past tense of De Lie

http://www.samefacts.com/archives/lying_in_politics_/2006/02/entries_from_the_republicanenglish_dictionary.php

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[EstimatedProphet]

1. Again, I will take this opportunity to plug the Freeper/English dictionary

http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/index.php/Freeper_English_Dictionary

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2. LOL!

Perfect!

[Hugin]

3. Bookmarked.

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[HughBeaumont]

4. Class Warfare =

* Helping the poor.
* Any economic proposal that doesn't involve American Corporations/CEOs getting their way 70 googolplex-fold.