ZOMBIE FOOD Experts..brain digestable? uncooked brain, oaf brain

[anarch]

Hi,

I want to know if brain (mainly oaf, but also galoot), can be digested, and if the uncooked brain is partly digestible/absorbable, about what percent can be absorbed?

I am thinking of eating some in amounts equal to about eight ounces dry, per meal... got big bags of brain.. no way to cook where i am at right now.

I tried some weeks ago, and had a big laxative effect, but possibly it was due to nerves.

Please let me know about uncooked brain.

Many thanks,




(please note: this copycat inspired by actually reading the copycatted post this way the first time.)

[ZombieNixon]

1. I like mine raw.

Jus' sayin'...

[Blue-Jay]

3. Even the oaf brains?

[ZombieNixon]

4. Hey, brains is brains

and a zombie's gotta eat. :shrug:

[sarge43]

2. Chill first, then sliced thin, serve with French bread

[Dolomite]

5. Zombies don't digest (important, please read)

They crave human flesh because it's their dominant remnant instinct (even more prevalent to their “must go to the mall” internal drive).

After a corpse undergoes transmortem mutagenesis, primarily believed to be due to the Solanum virus, they seek to devour flesh because "it's what's for dinner".



Jesus H. Christ people – “Day of the Dead” was just on the Sci-Fi channel last Saturday! Do you want to prepare for the upcoming zombie apocalypse or do you want to become a republican?

[anarch]

6. thank you for this clarification

I guess it answers my question. However, I'm a little concerned about complying with this new food pyramid in that case: