Someone once told me I was "priceless." Is this true?

[ZombieNixon]

If not, how much would you pay for me? :shrug:

[northzax]

1. I start the bidding at...

72 cents.

[ZombieNixon]

3. Those better be EU cents!

:grr:

[northzax]

5. doesn't seem that the market would support that

I am changing my bid to 72 Drachma.

[northzax]

7. and I'll throw in some Lira as well

in the spirit of the Torino games, say, 22 million?

[ZombieNixon]

10. 22 million lira?

Italian or Turkish?

[northzax]

12. Italian

that's where the Olympics are, right?

[ZombieNixon]

14. Yeah, but the Turks use lira too

and their lira are worth a lot less than the Italians'. I had to be sure you weren't trying to screw me over on a technicality. ;)

[northzax]

18. you might want to reconsider that

I don't think the Italian Lira is worth all that much any more. Maybe the value of the paper...

[ZombieNixon]

19. But the exchange rate is still something like 33:1 Turkish to Italian.

:shrug:

[northzax]

23. Italy has gone Euro

Italian Lira are collector's items, no longer legal tender in Italy. Just like the Deutsch Mark, Franch Franc, Drachma and others.

[ZombieNixon]

25. Which brings me back to my original question:

Are they 72 EU cents?

[northzax]

29. nope, I've been trying to get rid of my 22 million lira

for years.

[ZombieNixon]

30. If I wanted printer paper, I'd go to OfficeMax!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

8. Could it at least be 72 pence?

:shrug:

[northzax]

11. no, but if you keep whining about it

I may be able to arrange a few pounds.

[billyskank]

2. I'm not sure. I think we should let the market decide.

:)

[DS1]

4. Well.. What can you do?

[ZombieNixon]

6. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[DS1]

9. Then you lack imagination, especially if you can do everything

and choose to do nothing.

Go steal a Ferrari and get away with it.

Sheesh, kids today.

I'll cough up a buck.

[ZombieNixon]

13. What if I said I could do nothing...

but chose to do everything?

WHAT THEN, HUH??? :grr:

[DS1]

16. Then you'd be foolishly ambitious, and probably die in the land war

you start with Asia

[Beer Snob-50]

15. I don't know, do you do gardening

and then maybe clean the gutters?

[ZombieNixon]

17. Yes, but not cheerfully.

:grr:

I do a good job, though. :)

[Beer Snob-50]

24. that does make you priceless in my eyes then.....

[AlCzervik]

20. Whats the return policy in case you're damaged or defective?

[ZombieNixon]

21. Depends on the current exchange rate between Turkish and Italian lira.

:silly:

[AlCzervik]

22. what about Drachmas, huh, what then?

[ZombieNixon]

26. Drachma are for losers

:P

[donheld]

27. I'd have to see you naked before I could tell.

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

28. I was considering posting some drunk half-naked pictures sometime

Check back this weekend. :bounce:

[ET Awful]

31. I wouldn't pay anything for you if that's what you mean

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. a buck fity

:evilgrin: