To Boost ratings, MSNBC is going to try "Rita Cosby, Live & Nekkid."

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Preceded by The Tweety & Keith Nekkid News.

CNN is countering with the Wolfie & Christine Lovefest of News.

Fox has announced that it will now only run the McNeil Lehrer Report. Their morning news staff will be shot by a firing squad on live television during the half time of Superbowl 41.

This is all true.

[fleabert]

1. If she didn't speak, that would make me happy. nt

[Sydnie]

2. Keith nekkid? Yummy

The rest nekkid ... not so much. ;)

[Berry Cool]

17. You said it, Sydnie!

I'd pay per view to see Nekkid Keith News. :rofl:

[Kurovski]

3. My eyes started bleeding just from reading the headline...

good lord man, what prompted this heinous flight of fancy? :-)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. An advert on MSNBC.... And mebbe the mushrooms on the pizza

from Cheech's Pizza.

[DemInDistress]

5. want to boost ratings,,,get rid of that bitch....nt

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

6. Rita's about one more porn story away......

....from taking on Ron Jeremy and Peter North herself.

[derby378]

14. Well, thank you for that lovely mental image...

Now I've got to take a bath, recite five Hail Marys, and chant na-myo-ho-ren-ge-kyo just for good measure.

[Kurovski]

16. Peter North is a holy man! Rita would melt upon receiving his

benediction!

[Digit]

7. Even if she were on air proclaiming * was an a-hole 24/7

I still could not listen because of her voice.
If she were to host a program like Countdown, I still could not watch.

Maybe she could get lessons on speaking and her delivery could change..I don't know.
I just know I can't listen to that voice....no matter her message.

[Marr]

8. I'd watch "Rita Cosby, Pelted with Heavy Objects".

You know- like 30 minutes every weekday of Rita Cosby standing on a set and having people throw progressively heavier objects at her.

[GoodSpud]

10. Hey, What a great idea...

I vote we make it a new reality show...

Forget ballroom dancing etc.


We NEED a pelt the celebrity with heavy stuff show.

Not just news folks, actors, clergy, pols, sports people, all of them...

Kind of like The Gong show meets Gallagher meets the Monty Python's Jehovah bit from Life of Brian.


Ahh... yes... that would be good....

T.D.P.

[Hekate]

9. That foghorn voice -- the inane subject matter -- gack!

I can't get through 30 seconds of Rita Skeeta, and if Cooper pats himself on the back anymore about his Katrina coverage his arm will fall off.

I miss Aaron Brown, f'pete's sake! Where is he? He was only silly SOME of the time!

Hekate

[Disturbed]

11. I find her voice sexy.

LOL Kiddin'

[UTUSN]

12. Uh, wouldn't Rita-nekkid & boost-ratings be counter-intuitive? n/t

[Roland99]

13. Greta, Rita, Nancy, Daryn...Girls Gone Wild!

:woohoo:




errrr....



:puke:

[burythehatchet]

15. Noron O'Donnell will model lingerie while conducting her

probing interviews.