MONKEY VS. ROBOT

[asthmaticeog]

Monkey play in the jungle.
Robot work in the factory.
They will have a giant rumble.

Monkey versus robot!
Monkey versus robot!

Monkey hate technology.
Robot hate the monkey.
They will fight eternally.

Monkey versus robot!
Monkey versus robot!

Monkey mate in the jungle.
Robot replicate in factory.
They both love their mothers.
Why must they hate each other?

Why can't we all get along?
Would that be oh so wrong?
Why can't we all love each other?
Monkey and a robot brother.

Monkey versus robot!
Monkey versus robot!

[GirlinContempt]

1. Monkeys hit Robots with sticks. Robots shoot Monkeys with lasers

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Robot wins

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Video-robot wins

http://www.youtube.com/w/Robot-wins?v=jl0ygwA6gXc

[GirlinContempt]

4. That is a supersweet robot

[EstimatedProphet]

6. It is one of the coolest things I have ever had!

We just got it last night, because Target discounted it. Came with a mini-Robosapien too.

Here's a pre-programmed dance routine it does

http://www.youtube.com/w/?v=OqAGPNIpMgU

[GirlinContempt]

7. Nice!

I want one!

[EstimatedProphet]

8. After Christmas sales, bay-bee!

They are still going on, so some of the department stores might have them cheaper. I don't remember if there's Toys R Us in Canada-if there is, you could find them there I expect.

[GirlinContempt]

9. There are

but I can't afford to spend money on anything that isn't food and cigarettes right now *sigh* :)

[gkdmaths]

5. monkey huffs ether.

robot wins