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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 06:13 PM
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Poll question: What do you do with limp lettuce?
Just curious.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 06:19 PM
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1. I make sculptures of angry children and throw them at older women in hats
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dreissig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 06:26 PM
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2. Entice It?
I dunno if it works on lettuce.
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Field Of Dreams Donating Member (570 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 06:39 PM
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3. Viagra?
n/t
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 06:43 PM
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4. Feed some to my ferret, and throw the rest away.
:)
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SiobhanClancy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 06:49 PM
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5. Please don't feed it to bunnies...
they need fresh food just as humans do....and if it's iceberg lettuce,don't feed it to them anyway(no nutritive value for them)
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 06:49 PM
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6. crutches??
:)
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Imalittleteapot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 06:50 PM
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7. Put it in the compost pile.
If you don't have one, start one.
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