I'm bored. So I ordered a napalm strike on the Lounge.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Sorry.

But my entertainment needs FAR, FAR outweigh all your lives.

And please die like cowards, with lots of screaming and running around like sissies.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

1. I'll supply the napalm for free if you let me live :) N/T

[Strong Atheist]

2. My anti-aircraft guns take out your puny planes!

All your base are belong to ME!

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

3. Nvm Rab, I'm with this guy

[Strong Atheist]

4. .

:toast:

[Strong Atheist]

21. BTW,

Welcome to DU!

:toast:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

25. Someone set us up the bomb!!

[Strong Atheist]

35. Now, how do we counterstrike? nt.

[Shine]

5. In the immortal words of Buzz Lightyear in "Toy Story":

"You are a sad, strange little man."



:evilgrin:

I can only assume you haven't seen it, right? heheh.

[fishnfla]

6. I love the smell of napalm in the morning

smells like, victory

[ET Awful]

7. What does it smell like in the evening?

Cause it sure ain't mornin' :P

[fishnfla]

8. depends

:evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

11. Depends as in

or depends on something in particular? :evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Is this the same as a general order 24?

and, if so, what should I wear?

Thanks in advance.

[gordontron]

10. orange pants nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. No, it's entirely different. And I suggest you wear something polyester.

It melts more hilariously into the bubbling skin.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. But, Rabrrrrrr, I don't own any polyester.

Can you suggest where I should buy some?

Thanks in advance.

[Deja Q]

14. Well, if you want to make a man out of me, go right ahead!

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

15. Your orders got garbled

Five hundred date palms fell in the vicinity of The Lounge not so long ago.

I haven't seen this many dates since Rev Moon was in town for a wedding...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. My dear Forrest......

You made me laugh!

Would you please talk to me? Nobody is.......:hide: :cry:

[Strong Atheist]

22. Why ever not?

Hi , peggy!

:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. My dear strong atheist!

I don't know why not, but the Lounge was pretty nearly dead last night...

For me at least.....Thank you for talking to me! :hi:

[Strong Atheist]

34. Always!

:hug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. How thoughtful!

And so appreciated!

xo
Napalm Nelly

[obxhead]

18. I was just lookin' for a light too.... Thanks.

[TennesseeRain]

19. Nope. I would die like a coward, but I'm far to ensconced in my own

little world of Star Trek "Action Figures" and SimCity to even be aware that YOU might be in need of entertainment. :P

[spacelady]

20. Well you are just like all the rest. That's what they WANT you to do. n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Then for you, spacelady, I'm ordering an orangutan drop

:P

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

24. AHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THE HORROR!!! :scared: :cry: :yoiks: :hide:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

26. By the way, can you hit GD while you're at it?

I can think of a few there that should die like sissies. Thanks in advance. :thumbsup:

[malta blue]

27. can we run with scissors too?

Thanks for the attack - I can see how it would be necessary for you.

[Heidi]

28. Ahhhh, Rabrrrrrr. Always thinking of others.

:hug: I can't remember the last time someone sent me a napalm strike (and just in time for Valentine's Day.)

[BikeWriter]

29. Please schedule the next one, Rabrrrrrr. I had already made plans...

for today!

[lildreamer316]

31. aaaah. ouch eeeeeee. ooooooo.

that hurt. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Sorry; that's all I can muster.

[KamaAina]

32. I now have credible intel that Rabrrrrrr possesses WMD.

The Kinkade Brigade invades at dawn!

[Benfea]

33. *gets a snorkel and a diving mask* Woo!

Look! The rain is kinda orange!

[Lochloosa]

36. To hell with that...I'm fighting back

[Strong Atheist]

38. Good one! nt.

[Lochloosa]

39. .....

[Strong Atheist]

40. The sniper also fit, but that coin one was just nasty! nt.

[Lochloosa]

43. Rabrrrrrr needs to be smack in the head every now and then...

[Strong Atheist]

44. Ah, I see .... nt.

[gizmo1979]

37. Incoming!

Duck and cover people.

[Strong Atheist]

42. assume the position, and kiss your ass goodbye? I think not!

We are fighting back (see upthread!).

[gizmo1979]

45. Ah yes an uprising!

Well count me in.I always thought Rabrr was a little out there.I'll take the flank!

[Strong Atheist]

46. Good! I'll go in the front, guns blazing! Charge! nt.

[Le Taz Hot]

41. Oh, great!

NOW you tell me! You know, I coulda saved a lot of money on that eyebrow waxing I had done yesterday. }(

[SOteric]

47. Dude, I'm ~sooooo~ not ever cooking dinner for you

if even the slightest waft of napalm gets anywhere near my Martini.

[Rabrrrrrr]

52. Oh, I have a special protective bunker for you and DS1

and a few others. You are in NO danger. Unless you leave the safe room before the Lounge clears out.

[Ellen Forradalom]

48. Best thing ever to happen to the Lounge

Thanks Rabrrrrrr.

[skygazer]

49. You missed me

Nyah, nyah, nyah. :P

[Elidor]

50. Ahem:

Also, I found a picture of you on the web. I'll take $20,000 in small bills. If you don't have that much, I can at least crop out the midget for $10,000 before it sees the light of day.

[Rabrrrrrr]

51. Ah! That goes against the Geneva Convention!

Care Bears are ILLEGAL and IMMORAL!