Is there anything in the world Freepers could beat us at?

[HEyHEY]

Besides target shooting, hate mongering, and incestuous relatonships?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Moral ambiguity and contradiction

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Stupidity?

:shrug:

[UrbScotty]

3. Just being plain-old morons (or morans)

[BringEmOn]

23. Morans

[pistoff democrat]

4. double-speak?

sliminess?

prejudice?

[GOPisEvil]

5. Hey - don't bet they can beat us at target shooting.

We've got a few folks on this board who know how to shoot well. Hell, I was once a half-decent shot with a .22 rifle. Good enough to get the Riflery merit badge in scouts.

[7th_Sephiroth]

30. and i am 100% accurate with

my desert eagles

[booley]

6. Complete and Utter denial?

Since they have an ability to ignore facts in favor of thier world view that is shocking!

Oh, and a number of Freepers are better spellers then me. Of course, so is my computer and it's just a dumb machine too.

edited for spelling;-)

[DS1]

7. non-stop hallelujahs

.

[HEyHEY]

8. And "Prayer requests"

[expatriot]

29. HELP!!!! my fat granny fell off her Rascal....

...that she has decorated with Michael Savage stickers (she bought the Rascal with entitlements, by the way)...

PRAY FOR HER!!!!!

[patdem]

9. Liars Poker...you know ...when you convincingly tell people you have

Three 6's on your dollar bill?

[Maddy McCall]

10. I won't cede on target practice...

my son is a crack shot in 4H shooting sports. Of course, he got that eagle eye from his mother, who only loads the rifle to shoot mistletoe out of the tree for christmas arrangements each year. :-)

[Swede]

11. Hypocrisy!

Why,oh why do Democrats hate our President. This is so unlike good Americans to have such venom for our beloved Leader.

[proud patriot]

18. I second that ...Hypocrisy n/t

[AWD]

12. A Wank-A-Thon

[Swede]

13. Port-a-potty rentals at a rally.

They got us beat people,we have to admit it.

[THUNDER HANDS]

14. they probably have a finer

collection of non-working automobiles on their front lawns than we do. :D

[sasquatch]

15. NASCAR trivia and Confederate army trivia

I don't think they could beat us at target practice BTW.

[Cooley Hurd]

16. Body odor

:o

[guitar man]

17. Not target shooting

I was taught by the finest marksmen on the planet.(USMC)

[VOX]

19. Tossing the homeless for distance...

And telling their grandparents they're a burden on the system; bounding around in Hummers; volunteering to serve on firing squads; building monuments to their god Reagan; watching Faux News 24/7 and nodding their heads in agreement every so often; obsessing about the Clintons; using religion as a weapon; believing that Ann Coulter is a voice of reason; and as George Carlin said, "bombing the shit out of brown people."

Oh, and I left out being terminally, hopelessly, completely narrow-minded.

[LTR]

20. Burger flipping

http://www.hektik.org/various/retard/index.html

[SOteric]

21. Circular logic, In-breeding, and the wholesale swindling of

an entire country.

[zelda7743]

22. They have more money than us

Because the tooth fairy visits them more often.

[BringEmOn]

24. Circle jerk

no contest!

[Endangered Specie]

25. I could beat them at that, hands down

How many 'funnies' do you count in that sentence?

0- To much church for you
1- Normal
2- Dirty minded heathen
>2- Hi Magic Rat

[Leftist78]

26. a race

run on the backs of poor people for a prize package including an autographed Rush Limbaugh picture (with complementary oxycontin sample), a trip to Vegas with Bill Bennett, a trip to the Ku Klux Klan history museum complete with lynching reenactment (for the kids), and a years supply of American flags to wrap yourself in the next time some liberal tries to use a logical argument against you.

[BigDaddyLove]

27. We'll find out in 2004.

:scared:

Actually, the more I think about it, they aren't doing too badly against us at the moment, they're in control of the White House, Congress, the media, the voting machines, etc. etc.

Maybe the question should be what can't they beat us at.

[expatriot]

28. street fighting...

the fascists beat the communists at street fighting in Germany in the twenties... I don't see why they couldn't do it again.

[maggrwaggr]

31. eating grease

nt