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Ron Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:20 PM
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PARIS HILTON ORDERED TO STAY AWAY FROM MAN
Geez, I sure hope that means "mankind."
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:25 PM
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1. I can't believe no one has replied yet.
:o
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:28 PM
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4. Nothing like this could have ever happened before
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:30 PM
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5. It's all in the headline, man.
Sorry, I wasn't here that early.

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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:36 PM
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6. *kneels down in prayer*
O-higher-power, if you're up there and listening... Please, please, don't let my obituary
read like Paris Hilton's will.

"known for her "The Simple Life" TV reality show and for an Internet sex video made with a former boyfriend"

Amen.

*crosses self*
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:25 PM
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2. Yes, the world needs no more Paris Hilton sex tapes
Edited on Wed Feb-08-06 04:26 PM by LostinVA
Egads, but the girl is horrible in bed... and skeletal.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:26 PM
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3. Me too!!
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:38 PM
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7. Are you sure that's not "MEN"?
:evilgrin:
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