Why do they call it "Shredded Wheat?"

[Floogeldy]

Why not "Combed Wheat," or "Little Bitty Bundled Wheat Squares?" How about "Stomped On Reconstructed Wheat?" Or "Threaded Wheat Pillows?"

FUCK!

[zone]

1. 'Cause you can snowboard on the stuff n/t

[Shine]

3. dude, most excellent answer.

:thumbsup:

[Deja Q]

2. If they did call it "FUCK!", would people even buy it?

Or would it be constantly sold out? :rofl:

[LynzM]

4. LMAO

Briarius just read this to me and I had to come find it so I could post this:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: "Threaded Wheat Pillows". I am dyin' over here!

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Beacuse "Brillo pads" was already taken