What Would Brian Boitano Do?

[Zomby Woof]

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two salchows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the Alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my Mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano would do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublia Khan

Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our Moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano dooooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.

[wtmusic]

1. Wow...that's er...deep

I didn't know Brian had it in him.

[salinen]

2. umm kay?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Guess we can tell what you watched tonight

Blame Canada!

[Zomby Woof]

4. actually no!

I own the tape of the movie, but Katy likes figure skating, and Boitano made an appearance on a CBS figure-skating competition that aired earlier.

I got caught up on my back copies of The Nation while she watched.

Then I saw the thread about the movie on Comedy Central tonight, and thought, hey! Boitano was actually on TV skating earlier, lol.

(Incidentally, Katy hates South Park, so I can't inflict the movie on her, lol)

[Endangered Specie]

5. ahhh...

BLAME CANADA!!
BLAME CANADA!!
All their beaty little eyes
and flappin heads are full of lies.
BLAME CANADA!!
BLAME CANADA!!
they aren't a real country anyway!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. What do you think represents the Christmas spirt?

Ham.
No, not ham, fatass.