Why can't I get just one fuck?

[HEyHEY]

No this isn't a Violent Femmes thread... I've gone to every store in town, and they're all out of fuck.

[GirlinContempt]

1. You'd have better luck with a screw

badumpbump

[HEyHEY]

3. Perhaps, or maybe a nail

[DainBramaged]

15. Have a huge screw on me, watch the edges

[XemaSab]

2. Hate it when that happens

:(

[Omphaloskepsis]

4. I just won 20$ bucks from this thread..

I bet GIC would post first... I win..

[GirlinContempt]

5. wtf

[Omphaloskepsis]

12. I got nailed for a breach of the DMCA..

From your post of The Violent Femmes. So when I think of them I think of you. I'm still fighting this.

[GirlinContempt]

13. You got nailed for having a music blog

[HEyHEY]

14. Hey creep, head for the mountains

We know all about you here

[HEyHEY]

7. Another $20 and a you can get a hooker and call her GIC

That'll help take your mind off it all.

[amitten]

6. cuz you ug-lay...

(kidding) :pals:

[HEyHEY]

8. Yeah, but I'm good at making fuck

[amitten]

9. Then quitcho bitchin', sucka.

Whip yourself up a batch.

[Heidi]

10. F*cks are sold only in bulk.

Therefore, you'll have to be prepared to purchase several.

[hfojvt]

11. "I think my soul is a tame old duck

wandering around in the barnyard muck
fat and lazy with useless wings
but sometimes when the north wind sings
and the wild ones hurtle overhead
it remembers something lost and dead
and cocks a wary bewildered eye
and makes a feeble attempt to fly
it's fairly content with the state it's in
but it's not the duck it might have been"

I had a college roommate who thought that poem was so cool that he wanted to memorize it. After about ten failed attempts, he finally went with the obvious - "I once knew a lame old duck who sold his soul for one good ----.

[terrya]

16. Locking

Please look for this somewhere else

Thank you!