Post here & I'll describe a dream I had about you.

[Sugar Smack]

;-)

[WindRavenX]

1. im game

:)

[Sugar Smack]

2. OK, we were in this large house,

that used to be beautiful but was dilapidated. We were looking thru old magazines that the former owner (an agoraphobic) kept in piles. We were on the first floor, and SUDDENLY, there were these loud sex noises. Crashes, screeches, you name it. The plaster around the ceiling rained down on us, and we looked at each other & laughed. (You look funny covered in plaster). ;-)

[WindRavenX]

5. crazy!

:D

[Sugar Smack]

20. But true, right?

Remember the plaster? :rofl:

[Redstone]

3. I can't. No sex threads, remember?

(I may be old, but I can still be presumptuous and too full of myself, yes?)

Your smack down is expected, and deserved. But I couldn't help it.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

10. OOOH! It wasn't like that at all, you rascal!

We were living in a dormitory, but it was taken over by Nazis. We had to grab just what we had and no more to fit in a little bag. I grabbed money, cigarrettes for bartering & smoking. You grabbed a bottle of liquor (for bartering & drinking) and we were followed at gunpoint downstairs. The women Nazis were wearing light blue jackets & mini skirts. They looked like the women in the "Addicted to Love" video, only blonde. They wore sparkly silver eyeshadow, and they were MEAN.

Next, we escaped into a tunnel called the Underground railroad, but it was in Greensborro. I gave you one last peck for good luck as we were dragged away from one another.

[Redstone]

30. Defective dream. You really think I'd let ANYONE drag you

away from me?

Blonde Aryan dominatrixes in mini-skirts, though? That's a more common dream than you might realize.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

32. WITH sparkly silver eyeshadow.

;-) Am I crying for help or what?

[Redstone]

62. I bet their lipstick is white as well. If not, it's gotta be

BRIGHT red.

Nah, you don't need any help at all. Perfectly normal. Even I have had nighttime visits from those women, and I'm not even partial to blondes...

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

90. It was bright red!

How did you know? :o

[GOPisEvil]

4. Oh, this could be interesting.

I hope I don't have to hide from nnns. ;)

[Sugar Smack]

12. We were in this labratory, you & I.

And we came upon a room that was locked. Somehow, we managed to break in. There were file cabinets everywhere. We opened a drawer and found "clones" of everyone with certain last names. They looked like sea monkeys. We looked at each other & decided we quickly had to get out of there. A guard caught us & threatened to shoot. I was about to kiss you for good luck, but G105 (my alarm) interrupted that dream.

You were VERY brave, BTW. :applause:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Ooooh...I like your dream!

I like being the brave hero type! :applause:

[ZombieNixon]

6. Umm...OK...go for it!

:popcorn:

[Sugar Smack]

17. I was living with you in this house,

but there was this "girlfriend" splayed in the doorway between the kitchen and the livingroom, face down. I didn't want to pester you with too many questions, but she appeared to be dead. I mean, our activities were really nice & domestic, but this "girlfriend" was something I kept tripping over. It was getting hard to move around. We had a nice house, too. Lozenge panes, lots of plants, mirrors confiscated from our favorite bars...

[ZombieNixon]

18. So basically we're the only two people still alive...

wanna make out? :D

[Sugar Smack]

61. *kiss, kiss*

[ZombieNixon]

64. ...

:* :*

[merh]

7. Well now

I'm willing to know what is in store for me (according to your dream).

:hug: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

22. You and I were at an Eminem concert.

He was wearing a red hooded sweatshirt, jeans and chucks. It was outdoors, and suddenly, he stopped rapping & looked right at me. He leapt offstage and came at me, and suddenly there was a gun in my hand.

I shot him. The guy next to you said, "You shot eminem." You took my arm to comfort me, but the guy repeated, "YOU SHOT EMINEM".

Next thing I knew, I was in bed with the remote. I saw Eminem's bibliography of work, his friends and family talking about him, footage of his shows, footage of his books. And then there was footage of me- getting stuck in traffic, wadding up a resume I'd just typed, lighting the wrong end of a cigarette...

You were sweet to call me in that dream to offer your support! :loveya: :hug:

[merh]

33. I'm always here for you

even in your dream! :hug: :loveya:

[yvr girl]

8. Do tell

[Sugar Smack]

19. Oh, we were sitting in a sweet-smelling field of daisies.

It was my turn to braid daisies onto your hair. One one side of us was a wheat field, which looked to be made of gold. It was 70 degrees, and your white silky dress flapped in the breeze. Our bikes were parked nearby. My white, silky dress had tattered lace but it didn't seem to matter just then.

[yvr girl]

21. Sounds like a day out of my childhood

Except I didn't usually wear a dress when I went bike riding.

:applause:

[Sugar Smack]

23. SWEET, girl! Sweet girl.

Our bikes accommodated the swish of our garments.:D

[Shine]

9. OMG, you're gonna be here all night, girlfriend! heheh.

that's a lotta dreamin'.....

:hi:

sweet dreams!

[Sugar Smack]

24. Shine! We were paddling down the river

but it was just us. The Grand Canyon leapt above us, giving us a little vertigo. It was night, the stars were brilliant. I was sipping Bailey's from a flask and offering you some. In our cooler were cold meatloaf sandwiches, grapes, plums, ciggies, wine, ham & turkey sandwiches, cold roast beef, cheese, beer, oranges, and chicken salad.

We stalled as we saw George Bush, his raft deflated on the banks of the Grand Canyon. He needed help and we pretended not to know that as we passed by him slowly. We raised our glasses in the air at him. He was trying not to pick his nose, but failing miserably.

You threw him a chicken bone at him. :D :rofl: :spank: :toast:

[Shine]

28. LOL!! You're sooooo creative and topical. How clever of you to

make the Grand Canyon river rafting connection. :rofl:

I love that I threw * a chicken bone. How appropriate. :D

:pals:

[Sugar Smack]

124. Thank you! You are so sweet. This is one dream I

fervently wish were true.

:rofl: :rofl: :patriot: :hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Quick! Dream something up....

I don't wear ties....:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

27. You and I were

lost in the subways of Paris. We had some money, but no other real way to get around. But one guy came up to us, and he fell on his KNEES, waved his hands in the air, beckoned for us to come closer.

We did. He collapsed and muttered, "I love Laura".

True!

[Sugar Smack]

76. Upon closer inspection, we learned that it was Billy Idol.

The news of your marriage had crushed him, so he followed us all the way to Paris, where he fell ill. He sprang for the most opulent hotel in Paris and we carried him to the suite. As we nursed him back to health, he decided I would be a close second. ;-) :D

[Jara sang]

13. I don't dream. I don't have a soul.

[Sugar Smack]

31. It was like "The Handmaid's Tale" except

I was your slave and you were the commander, but you were really nice until I saw all those other girls chained to their posts. I wondered constantly why I was so precious & different. You put me in a room that was well-stocked with things I liked. After a while, I just wasn't okay with that and tried to break down your castle. It didn't happen, and I woke up gasping for air.

[LynneSin]

15. MEMEMEME But it better not have Courtney Love involved

at least not psycho strung-out Courtney Love

[Sugar Smack]

34. It wasn't Courtney. It was Madonna.

We were tight; thick as thieves, the three of us. She took us shopping, she introduced us to Antonio Banderas. Everyone wondered what was so special about US? That Madonna wanted to hang out with us when she'd just been hanging out with Sandra Bernhardt. Everyone took our pictures, it got in the papers. Madonna bought us that jewelry she used to wear from Maripol.

Suddenly, she wasn't calling us back, and we felt abandoned. Once, we went up to her in public and she politely declined to speak with us. She had new friends.

x(

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. Honest to goodness truth:

I had a dream the other night that fudge stripe cookays burglarized my house. Except she was played in the dream by Charisma Carpenter. Hmm.

[Sugar Smack]

35. No, that actually happened.

:D

[khashka]

25. Do me, baby, do me!

Khash.

[Sugar Smack]

36. Oh, DEFINITELY!

I was a rubish FBI scrub, and you were this brilliant but psychotic madman who was a tad cannibalistic. I do remember how you loved your drawings and your classical music. I remember we touched fingers for a second, and I had a thrill I'd never admit to publicly. You were incarcerated, but slippery enough to evade the FBI.

Chris Isaak was there, can you imagine????

[khashka]

55. I'm Hannibal Lector?

Sugar Smack - can't I be the romantic hero? OK, no.....

Ok, I''ll take what I can get - serial killer genius cannibal. I could do worse.

And Chtrs Isaak - do I get to slaughter and eat him in this movie? Not that I want to.... but if I'm the evil genius it seems I'm required to....

Khash.

[Sugar Smack]

85. OOh, wait! I forgot!

You WERE Chis Isaak! *slaps forehead*

:loveya:

[EstimatedProphet]

26. Watcha got for me?

[Sugar Smack]

37. We were at at rally of some sort,

but there we were, underground in a sort of maze. It was truly spectacular. We ran, but then we stopped, realizing that NOBODY was after us. We looked back and found that the armed guards who had guns aimed at us were only toothless wads of gum on the sidewalk. They had small voices. They were crying, "Help me, help me" but we had better things to do. We got footlongs and sat down on the curb.

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

38. I see. Is this a recurring dream?

Tell me about your realtionship with your mother. Were you happy as a child?

[bridgit]

29. ooh, me me me; do me...

just please don't say it's the one where two great white sharks chase me round a backyard filled with crab-grass & rag weed and then onto a tricycle that will not otherwise roll until it does just that right off the edge of a cliff into a gorge with no bottom...cause that one really sucks x(

[Sugar Smack]

40. Oh, NO!

I dreamt that you and I were sitting in a cafe next to the water. The temp was about 75 degrees. The white sails of sailboats were flittling in and out of our gaze. We were talking; about what, I don't know, but it suddenly seeme to make us happy. Some bronze statue came by and asked us if we needed anything else.

We said, "whatever you want to give us". Then, he went to go get cranberry something's- and I pulled out this necklace for you that Aunt Louise had given me from the Roaring Twenties. It had semi-precious stones and real gold.

You put it on, and suddenly everyone recognized you. There was no misunderstanding. They just knew who you really were.

:loveya: :hug:

[bridgit]

42. i like that dream very much, Mine Czarina, when i think of you...

i see the vault of god splashed with a sapphire wash into a deeper blue indigo cast then by the hand of a beautiful child and filled now with diamonds & star twinkles :hug:

:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

46. OOOOHHH!

My dreams tonight will be splendid!!!!!!!!!!!!:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Diamonds & star twinkles? *please, please, please*

[rbnyc]

39. oooh. cool.

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

44. You and I were at an Iranian Cafe.

We knew the owner really well, and he gave us our food free because he loved us so much. I had the Olivieh, and so did you. It was delicious. We scarfed it down and then you felt a vibration in your pants. It gave you joy. You answered your cell phone and then shrieked to me, "I GOT THE JOB!"

Everyone else at the cafe was like this: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[rbnyc]

67. What a perfect dream.

Thank you so much!

Edit: typo...it's late for me.

[Sugar Smack]

145. I have all my fingers crossed for you.

Keep us updated, OK? *luck*

:hi:

[rbnyc]

146. Thanks.

My former boss is writing a letter on my behalf. And my current boss appreciated my honesty in telling her I was planning to leave before securing another job and wants to keep me on as long as possible.

You and so many people are in my corner. My next interview will be sometime the week of the 13th.

I'll be so happy if I can update you with good news!

Thanks again.

[no name no slogan]

41. I don't suppose you had one about me, did you?

[Sugar Smack]

48. We were sitting cross-legged on my bed.

We talked about life-changing issues, we made our minds up about stuff. Then YvrGirl peeped her head around the corner & said, "HEY! Am I interrupting anything?" And she had a tray of strawberries and nutella. And we welcomed her to join the conversation. :evilgrin:

[no name no slogan]

58. damn, but you are brilliant!

have you had a chance to try out the trampoline yet?

BTW, get off the interwebs. I'm trying to call you! :loveya:

[NNadir]

43. I would ask for a dream about me, NNadir, but you seem to think I am

someone named Lars, who would condescend to mess with an icy ballerina who is not worthy of me, NNadir: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4675676&mesg_id=4676507

[Sugar Smack]

49. I dreamt that you, NNadir, were spitting snakes at

horrible people. We were working ina hospital cafeteria and W was in one of the beds. I recall you looking good in a hairnet. You slopped some patented "slime" in one of the bowls and asked me to direct it to him. I did, he went into convulsions, and then started shouting, "MOMMY!"

But at that point, he was someone else's problem.

[NNadir]

51. That's a weird dream. (I do not look good in a hairnet.)

But your dreams are wonderful. I would very much like to spit snakes at W.

[Ron Mexico]

45. As long as the Atlanta Falcons didn't win in your dream about me,

I'll probably like it. Unless Michael Vick had a good game in the loss.

[Sugar Smack]

56. Rather, it was figure-skating.

You were Don Giovanni & I was Donna Anna. We had on sequins, and if you don't like it, you can just get out of my dreams! }(

I hesitate..to describe your cup size! :wow:

[Ron Mexico]

82. Was I able to

skate upright? :)

[BlueIris]

47. Okay. Please tell me that in your dream, I was famous.

Infamous is an acceptable variation, but, that's my request. I dream in which Iris was very famous.

[Sugar Smack]

59. Iris was so famous she talked about herself in 3rd person.

We linked arms, you & I. We also stumbled upon Jean Reno, who was making this movie with a young actress, Natalie Portman. We actually MET Gary Oldman and he was as nice as could be. You dropped your bag at one point and he hoisted the paparrazzi away, picking up your makeup & stolen condiments!:D

[BlueIris]

60. BlueIris MET Gary Oldman???

Awesome. BlueIris love Mr. Oldman. Good one!

[Sugar Smack]

80. Gary Oldman LOVED BlueIris.

He was a big fan of yours! And he was charmed that you were a big star and still stole free packets of ketchup & hot sauce. ;-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

50. OK, my dear Sugar Smack.......I'm game!

What on earth did you dream about me? And should I be worried?

:loveya: :hug:

[SKKY]

73. Can I say something Peggy? I absolutely love the way you write...

...is it something you do for a living? (writer, journalist, etc)?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

74. Why, thank you, my dear ALiberalSailor!

No, I don't write for a living.....but I do write. I actually have a short short story over in the Writer's Forum, called "The Game."

Go have a look and let me know what you think. You can use the PM if you like......

I'm thinking of combining it into a longer piece.

Your compliments are very nice....Thanks!

[Sugar Smack]

87. You & I were in a hot-air balloon floating above the White House.

The feds & the snipers were aiming at us and shouting trough bullhorns at us to land. We played dumb and shouted back that we didn't know HOW to land it. They started looking through their guides to see how they should deal with us. The binoculars were on us and everything. They thought we were a threat, of course, but they couldn't exactly shoot us down!

Well, I started getting irritated, so I took of my shoe and threw it at one of them. A sniper shot it full of holes in mid flight. You said, "My dear Sugar Smack, I am having the most marvelous time!" You laughed, clapped, hugged me, and waved down at the snipers.

I think you even blew them a kiss! Saucy rascal! :loveya: :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

141. My dear Sugar Smack!

OOOH, I LOVE THIS! You are too much, my dear! And this whole scenario sounds like something I would actually do!

Even the dialogue sounds like me! And you bet I would be throwing down kisses at them!

Way to go, my dear!

:loveya: :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

52. Are you sure?

I know you don't want to lock your own thread.

[Sugar Smack]

77. My dream of you was simple and beautiful.

We were on a small fishing boat for the day. We had a great feast packed in a hamper. We were going to go fishing and soak in the sun all day long. It was so peaceful, and the water was perfect. We felt completely at peace and nothing bad could get us out there.

:hug: :pals:

[In_The_Wind]

78. Perfect!

[RetroLounge]

53. Careful it doesn't get locked...

:D

RL

[RetroLounge]

97. What, still no reply?

:cry:

RL

[Sugar Smack]

102. It all started on a deserted road.

Cutting through acres of cornfield. Nobody around for miles, so of course, I was speeding with the top down because the weather was perfect. Then I noticed blue lights flashing behind me. So, I pulled over. After a while, you walked up to my window wearing a cop's uniform. You asked to see my license & registration. I adjusted the collar of my shirt. You told me I was in deep trouble. You told me to step out of the car, put my hands on the hood and spread

[RetroLounge]

That was WELL worth the wait...

:loveya:

RL

[Sugar Smack]

134. Thank you, my dearest. Wasn't I well-behaved just now?

Didn't I stop myself in a timely fashion?

:*

[RetroLounge]

139. Perfectly Executed...

my mind did the rest...

:hi:

RL

[khashka]

109. Well ...

ever since you posted that pic of you - so handsome! And you are a man who knows poetry... well, few of us haven't had dreams about you.

(Actually have you written any poetry yourself? Would you be willing to share it?)

Khash

[Sugar Smack]

115. That's the thing. The inspiration was there.

I just needed to work up the nerve.:-)

[ghostsofgiants]

54. I wouldn't want to make you relive such a trauma.

:P

[Sugar Smack]

89. Oh, it wasn't trauma at all, baby!

You and I sat down with Donald Trump for an intervention, a real heart-to-heart. We convinced him he had to do something about that hair. He solemnly agreed.

[ghostsofgiants]

93. Too bad it was only a dream...

:(

:P

[ContraBass Black]

57. I hope I'm not too late.

[Sugar Smack]

91. We had a date to a ball where there was going to be a

midnight unmasking. People went to a lot of trouble with their wigs & gowns. We danced, smiled. But we talked to a few disagreeable people too. We all felt safer with our masks over our eyes so we felt freer to say what we wanted. You & I had a great time nonetheless.

So when midnight struck, we took our masks off and looked at each other. Our eyes were shining from the laughing, the champagne, and the dancing. Suddenly, there were screams tearing through the ballroom. Every republican in the room was trying to take his or her mask off, but they'd STUCK to their faces and become part of them!

We enjoyed this for a few moments, then fled.:D

[graywarrior]

63. If you dreamt about me it was a nightmare

[Sugar Smack]

92. It WAS a nightmare! There was an angry 50-foot tall duck

stalking the streets of New York, and it zoned in on YOU, which made me a target by association. We had been minding our own business, talking about the amazing qualities of duct tape (for windows, shoe repair, wrapping it around wires). We were sitting on a bench having pretzels with mustard. We heard a loud SQUAWK and the thing was looking down at us with beady eyes.

I had never been so scared. You know how ducks have teeth? This one snapped at us a few times. We ran to the sanctuary of the Library and had to stay there for 3 days. When we got out, we slipped on all the pigeon poop. The damn duck literally scared the shit out of the pigeons.

But YOU were so brave! :applause:

[FarLeftRage]

65. Alrighty then...

What was it about??
What was going on????

[Sugar Smack]

94. You asked me to make Bush an offer he couldn't refuse.

He scoffed at me, SCOFFED!

I had just asked for a little humanity, but NO!

The next day, he found the head of a horse in his bed. Bet he pissed the sheets. He's so frightened of horses.

[FarLeftRage]

106. Datsa right...

When he goes against da family...

[Elidor]

66. I was walking down the street, and you were coming the other way

Just as we were about to pass eachother, each of us noticed something about the other that seemed familiar. I was about to ask if I knew you from somewhere, but realized that would sound all wrong, and then you asked me if you knew me from somewhere. I laughed, and you did, too. And you said, no wait, that came out wrong. And we laughed some more. It was a sunny afternoon, and we paused for a pleasant cup of coffee and chatted under the perfect summer sky.

[Sugar Smack]

95. *gasp*

That was the dream I had about YOU.

You're adorable! :hug:

[bigwillq]

68. Ok.....tell me your dreams!

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

96. You & I were living in a small, modest house...

It was in Kansas. A tornado RIPPED through and our house went skyrocketing into the air. The centrifugal force had you and me and the little dog pegged against the wall. Yet, we saw horrible and beautiful things swimming through this tornado.


We landed, *THUD* right in the middle of an Hieronymous Bosch painting. The second in the Triptych, I believe. So colorful, so animated. We didn't know what to do.We stood there speechless as the little dog started to hump my leg.

[MrScorpio]

69. Lay it on me

What you got?

[Sugar Smack]

100. It was a dark but foggy night.

I crashed into your office, desperate. The neon sign "HOTEL" flashed through your venetian blinds. I only saw shadows of your face & hat through the dim light. My barging in never startled you, as you kept your feet on your desk and leaned back in your creaky chair.

"Whiskey?" the voice of Barry White intoned.

"Yes, please," I said in a rather squeaky voice. "Detective, you gotta help me." My fingers shook as I pulled out a cigarette, which you leaned over & lit with your match.

I told you I may be in love with a freeper. You wanted to find him. But first you turned the lamp on. You leaned across the desk and bellowed:

"I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY GOOD DAMES LIKE YOU GET IN THAT SHIT. YOU GOT ME?"

and I totally understood.

[LeftyMom]

70. Oh, do tell.

:bounce:

[Sugar Smack]

101. We were bartenders in a saloon.

And of all things, Joe Pesci comes in. He threatens everybody but us. His gentlemanly side is brought out by our softness and capability. We are GOOD bartenders, and he likes the way we dress. So he softens up and doesn't shoot up our place. He likes us. He invites us back to his swanky hotel but we both have to take a raincheck,

Our feet are killing us! :D

[Left Is Write]

71. I'm channeling LeftyMom. I was about to say, "Oh, do tell"

when I noticed she had said that already.

[Sugar Smack]

103. We were waiting tables at Chili's when Diana Ross showed up.

It was the end of the night and our feet hurt from being on them all night. (Also, it didn't help that our job uniforms required 200 "pieces of flair". All the buttons & pins added an extra 40 lbs. to our vests. It was like wearing chainmail)

Anyway, Diana Ross sashayed in. She was wearing Chinchilla and dripping with diamonds. Surrounded by goons. Her entourage never sat down; they stood on 3 sides of her chair. You poured her water and she started shrieking about there not being enough ice in it. She wanted 10 lemon slices. "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" she roared.

You ran past me & rolled your eyes. I took her order. She wouldn't talk to me though.

She told one of her entourage, "Tell that little girl I WANT THE BLOOMIN' ONION with the CHIPOTLE!" My eyes brimmed with tears 'cause I knew we were out, and her reaction to this info is that she'd get her goons to break my kneecaps.

She went to the bathroom with an escort who carried her coat. We could her her shrieking about how the stall wasn't big enough and the soap smelled nasty. You snuck over & put a tack in her chair.

She emerged, sat down, started screaming FOR REAL, and our manager, a good guy, hauled her out physically. :D

[southlandshari]

72. .....

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

104. My husband in the dream was deceitful.

So you & I decided to take a couple of days to go fishing. I brought everything I could get my hands on, then wound up being almost raped at a line-dance. You shot the guy and from then on, we were on the run.

We stayed in hotels & let me tell you, I was awfully clumsy. I let a twenty slip thru my fingers. I practically handed over our cash to some lay (who, if he was even a democrat, lied about his intentions).

We did teach a few people a few manners, though. One guy who was fucking with us the whole way got his truck exploded (by me). We stopped wearing makeup. The sun brought out the rosy glow in our faces, and we decided, "Live free or die!!!"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

105. YEAH AND THEN YOU DROVE THAT BITCHEN CONVERTIBLE

OVER A CLIFF!!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU TWO FOR THAT!!!

[Sugar Smack]

107. It was made in the early 70's hon!!!!

We relied on that at LEAST for our benefactors! How would we know it would explode, and did it? :o

[Starbucks Anarchist]

75. Howdy!

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

119. We were married with a strange kid.

He was kind of annoying. He acted like his finger was "talking" and he named this voice "Tony". We were headed to take care of a hotel for the winter. You had some pretty huge responsibilities, but I pretty much flitted about, doing whatever I wanted. We got snowed in. I started pestering you, and all you wanted was a drink. Our weird son got weirder. I got even more annoying. Slowly, you went nuts. Once, you followed me up the steps and I swung impotently at you with a baseball bat.

I really don't blame you. I was really annoying! :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

142. Heeeeeere's Starbucks!

[Sugar Smack]

143. LOL! Thanks for the visual.

:hi:

[mdmc]

79. I'm so tired of being lonely, I still have some love to give...

[Sugar Smack]

120. I dreamt that we were living in Amsterdam.

People all around us were kind. You had the job of your dreams, and worked only 4 days a week. Lunch breaks lasted 2 hours. It was a city, but it seemed overwhelmed with flowers. People played wonderful live music on the streets at night. You could open your window and a warm breeze would bring in the sounds of fun and the scent of wonderful food.

:hug:

[mdmc]

132. tanks, Sugarsmack!

I dreamed that Bernie Saunder ran a chImpeach campaign for Senate... AND won in a landslide!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

81. well, finally....

[Sugar Smack]

118. You and I went out in black ski masks and black clothes.

We had a flashlight and the most enormous tarp ever. It said "BUSH LIES" on it. We went to I-40 and did the hugest damned freeway blog anyone's ever seen. It was fun. We attached it really well to the bridge, then let it unfurl. People honked & cheered. It was such a rush, and it was on the front page of the N&O the next day!

:bounce: :toast:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

133. yowza.

[MissMillie]

83. This... I gotta hear

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

138. You & I were in jail with Martha Stewart.

The three of us shared a cell. I don't know HOW she did it, but she made our stay there very comfortable. There were Lacy curtains you could slide across the bars, floral arrangements everywhere. She was very resourceful: she could take plasticware from the cafeteria and turn it into a fancy eating utensil. We actually had a blast!

:D

[StaggerLee]

84. I'm up for it

But nothing too racy or plastic baby Jeebusy please.

[Sugar Smack]

121. We were at the Laguna race track.

We had a luxury tent with free lobster and a buffet with all kinds of cheeses, iced champagne, strawberries. We were given earplugs because the noise of the cars was unbearable. Vanessa Williams stood up at the podium and sang "The Star Spangled Banner". But when she got to "the land of the free/and the home of the brave" her voice cracked, and she had to try again and again. They had to cancel the race.

How's that for not racy? :D

[StaggerLee]

122. Fabulous!

I'm sportin' a big ol' smile right now! :)

[Sugar Smack]

123. Hey, thanks!

I'm glad you liked it. :patriot:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

86. gimme dreams

[Sugar Smack]

140. We were in a plane crash in the Andes

and there was a team of soccer players on the plane. We were so sure we were going to be rescued at first. Then we had to mete out the food supplies. You were brave. You were the nurse who tilted tiny cups of brandy into the woundeds' mouth. People began quarreling . Finally, you, me, Shell Beau and RetroLounge made our way down the mountain to try and get help, and we survived.

[ThatsMyBarack]

88. Ya got me....

....do tell! :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

147. We were with Heather, Michael & Joshua

in Burkittsville, MD. They were filming a documentary about a local witch, and we followed them. We were the people who set up the sound effects that freaked them out. All we had to do was snap branches and giggle. We did our job well, and spooked those three forever.

[ThatsMyBarack]

149. Cool!

Did we make a lot of $$$$ with that? ;)

[Sugar Smack]

151. O, YES WE DID.

Fun, making that Heather scream. LOL!

[Radical Activist]

98. Interesting thread.

May I have a dream?

[Sugar Smack]

125. You and I were kidnapped by Hunter Thompson and

Ralph Steadman. They had us in the back seat of their convertible and Hunter was at the wheel, driving crazily! We looked at each other, frightened to death but even more thrilled. They had a salt shaker of cocaine that went up in a cloud when Ralph opened it. He turned around and babbled at us. All we could discern from the gibberish was Ralph offering to do our portraits. We stupidly declined.

They took us to a cabin well-stocked with guns. There wasn't a computer at the desk but a typewriter! We had some rum, and convinced Hunter not to burn down the cabin.

:o

[Radical Activist]

130. awesome dream

[Sugar Smack]

131. Thank you, RA. I really miss the good doctor.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

99. OK..have at it

[Sugar Smack]

112. Tomorrow, I WILL!

Please look for me then, my precious!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

113. email it to me

I'm shutting off the machine for a while...

[Deja Q]

108. I'll admit I am... curious.

:)

Would you be so kind as to expound on such details? Or are you more comfortable with a mere adumbration? If anything at all?

[Sugar Smack]

110. We were at Yellowsone Park, looking at "Old Faithful"

Then a train went by; we were eating footlong hotdogs as we watched a missile go into the sky. A guy next to us was selling baseball bats and swords. And cucumbers. Suddenly, I fell into a hole, which you pulled me out of using a long rope. What does it mean?

[Deja Q]

135. heh

I think we both have an amusing preoccupation for the same things... :D

You also made me chuckle. Thank you. :hug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

111. You had a dream about li'l ol' me?

Let's hear about it...

[Sugar Smack]

152. You and I were "secret shoppers"

Otherwise known as "store spies". We didn't really like our game cause we'd been in retail before. We knew what it was like to be on our feet 24/7, so even if we got bad customer service, we lied on the forms and said it was always good. Nobody ever figured out a thing. Except: they looked at us a little strangely when we appeared wearing trench coats, hats and sunglasses.

:D

[REDKING]

114. You cant dream about me ?

I dream about people like you.You dont hear them.You feel them.I hear a proud voice,|I see it in your words...Take care my sister.

[Sugar Smack]

150. My brother,

I dreamt we were in Ireland, and you were showing me the sights. They were so amazing that I wanted to stay. You are sweet, and am I welcome?

[billyskank]

116. You never dreamt about me!

Naaaah! :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

127. Oh, remember? We were sitting in wrought-iron

chairs at a wrought iron table at an outdoor cafe. We had a coffee mikshake with 2 straws & stared soulfully at one another as people on the street took pictures of us!

:loveya: :donut:

heehee

[billyskank]

136. Oooh that made me feel funny

I may need to draw a picture of you after that! :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

117. Tell me all about it!

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

129. Hey, KW! I'm having WAY too much fun. OK-

Someone dared you & me & Shell Beau to spend a night in a house reputed to be haunted. It'd been abandoned after the owner hung himself. We had big supply of food, batteries, flashlights, all the staples plus our sleeping bags. We weren't going to retire to seperate bedrooms, just camp out in the living room. As if it were a slumber party. We built a fire in the fireplace & sat cross legged, telling ghost stories.

Well, IRL, you notice that 3 females get together, start getting spooked, freak out quietly? Things start to happen, and that's what happened here. We created some cone of power and ourselves did the haunting. Things fell out of kitchen cabinets, and the fire seemed possessed.

:hi: :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

164. woohoo

I loves to haunt!

:loveya: :hi: :hug:

[Sugar Smack]

165. Me, too! And the best part was that this was

Shell Beau's first "haunting"! She'd never participated before in causing inanimate objects to fly around. It was a total thrill for her.

:pals: :hi: :loveya:

[wildhorses]

126. cool, I love to hear stories and dreams can make for very

good andedotes...

[wildhorses]

148. I bet it has something to do with stampedes...

[Sugar Smack]

153. No, actually! My dream about you was that

we owned a mile-long cafetera called "Walk On", and it was a HUGE success!

We were really nice to the employees and gave them benefits out the wazoo. If you've ever stood over a steam tray, you'll know what I'm talking about. Anyway, it TOOK OFF! We didn't even have to advertise, it was person-to-person knowledge.

Come the holidays, the homeless people could come in and eat for free. (This actually happened at a place I worked, & I loved every moment of that job).

[wildhorses]

156. girl, you are scaring me...one of my favorite dreams has been to

own a restaurant!!! My dearest friend and I talk about it to this day. Of course I have stood over a steam tray and behind a bar and at the dishwasher...I have tapped beer and waited tables in more cafes, bars and restaurants than I can tell about... we would run the best damn walk-on cafeteria this side of the Mississippi. People would come from all over for our fried green tomatoes and our deep dish peach cobbler!!!

[Sugar Smack]

157. OH, the Whistlestop Cafe-

I watched that movie about 10 times just for the ambience of that place. I loved the high ceilings, the open windows, the slow fans. The ironic little smile at the sheriff: "Can I interest you in some pie?" The food fights, the love & the loyalty. Plus, I'm a sucker for the Mississippi accent.

It's so neat to find out we have this in common. I've also been in just about every facet of food service. Bartender, dishwasher, cake decorator, pastry chef, souchef, Burger King way back . But I'll admit, I was the world's WORST waitress. I tried, but being THE NEW WAITRESS was like being in the 9th circle of hell. There's always that one waitperson who hazes you, and you either survive it or you don't. I wasn't tough enough, apparently!

;-)

[wildhorses]

161. well, see! there you go

you can handle the back end and I'll handle the front end...:P

[buddhamama]

128. ok...

let me know if you require more of me

[Sugar Smack]

155. You & I were

at a party with Audrey Hepburn. She was wearing a bedsheet & a tiara & not much else! She had a cigarette holder as I recall.

We really didn't know the hostess all that well. But her agent kept answering the door and calling everybody "baby". He wondered aloud if she was a "phony". We speculated that she was a "real phony", (which meant that she believed all the garbage she saw). That's what put that idea into his mind. She walked out and asked if there was anything "Paul Baby" could get for us.

[gmoney]

137. Do I want to know?

Hope you're doing great, dreamy one...

[Sugar Smack]

158. We were at Bush's STFU conference, near the front row.

We wore black t shirts with white lettering under our jackets. Mine said, "FUCK" on it, and yours said, "YOU". We, of course, were going to sit so the message read, "Fuck you" loud & clear. Anyway, we got flustered at the last minute and switched seats, which I suppose made the message even clearer when we took off our jackets.

Anyway, I was the one who got hauled out of there. They let you stay because your t shirt just read "YOU" on it.

You were really pissed. You had to sit thru that tripe, and you were rather wishing you'd been hauled out of there along with me.

:P

[qnr]

144. If it involves rubber chickens and licorice whips, I've heard it before

:hi:

Edit: From an entirely different individual, of course.

[Sugar Smack]

159. Oh, no! In this one we were at the Troubador

watching a live show. Anyway, there was a great stir in the corner. A large group of people were at a table near the corner, one of them with a maxipad stuck to his forehead. He was hassling a waitress and saying, "Don't you know who I AM?" A beautiful and very young Chinese woman was sitting next to him, trying to calm him down. The more she tried, the louder he got. It turned out to be John Lennon!

You reached for your camera, but he came at us and grabbed it, smashed it on the ground. We looked at each other. We weren't stupid. We turned tail and RAN.

:hi: qnr!

[qnr]

190. wow. Except, now, for some reason, I'm thinking of that German Shepard

in National Lampoon's Holiday Reunion.

:hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

154. Me?

No?

[Sugar Smack]

160. Yes!

You & Heidi & I started a business called "Ye Olde Art Shoppe". It started off being a small gallery, but the interest was not only there, we were overwhelmed with people. We started adding to it because people were paying a lot of money for our paintings. We just started of having fun, sort of tongue-in-cheek fun, but people were taking us VERY seriously. The only thing we ever argued about was about whether we should add a coffee shop/ wine bar to it.

We were all great partners in this. We had fun. We had a long coffee table covered with a linen tablecloth, a coffee urn, and a few bottles of wine on it. Heidi & I wanted to keep it that way. People seemed to think the simplicity of it was very quaint!



:-) :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

173. I would have missed it if it wasn't kicked ...

and would have been embarrassed about it. Thank you so much.

Fun thing is, today we had a visit of Heidi's friend, and they just are renovating their new home. Besides it, there's a little studio, and they were talking about turning it into a gallery with a wine bar. Coincidences?

:hug:

[Sugar Smack]

184. No KIDDING?

I'm really flattered at the number of responses who are telling me I've hit the nail on the head. I also pay special attention to you & Heidi because you're two of the most interesting posters here!!!!

:hug: for you & the missus.

[no name no slogan]

162. Hey darling, have any more dreams about me?

;)

[Sugar Smack]

163. This is a recurring one-

We lived above a deli. I was working in our office and I ran my graphic design company from it. You were downstairs getting us Reubens, and a client (my former favorite HS teacher) was with his wife, asking me about a job I was doing for them & just visiting. My best friend was on the daybed, flipping thru a magazine and sipping at a cuba libre.

I had two piles of artwork on a table; one in color and one black and white. Our cats made the most perfect cat-pile; they slept soundly together, brothers and sister. It was the most beautiful dream.

Is this one you've had, too? :D :loveya: :hug:

[no name no slogan]

166. Oh yes, I LOVE that dream!

:loveya: :*

[no name no slogan]

167. kick from page 19

Hey baby, you have any other dreams about me? :*

[Sugar Smack]

171. We were waiting tables at Chili's when Diana Ross showed up.

It was the end of the night and our feet hurt from being on them all night. (Also, it didn't help that our job uniforms required 200 "pieces of flair". All the buttons & pins added an extra 40 lbs. to our vests. It was like wearing chainmail)

Anyway, Diana Ross sashayed in. She was wearing Chinchilla and dripping with diamonds. Surrounded by goons. Her entourage never sat down; they stood on 3 sides of her chair. You poured her water and she started shrieking about there not being enough ice in it. She wanted 10 lemon slices. "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" she roared.

You ran past me & rolled your eyes. I took her order. She wouldn't talk to me though.

She told one of her entourage, "Tell that little girl I WANT THE BLOOMIN' ONION with the CHIPOTLE!" My eyes brimmed with tears 'cause I knew we were out, and her reaction to this info is that she'd get her goons to break my kneecaps.

She went to the bathroom with an escort who carried her coat. We could her her shrieking about how the stall wasn't big enough and the soap smelled nasty. You snuck over & put a tack in her chair.

She emerged, sat down, started screaming FOR REAL, and our manager, a good guy, hauled her out physically.

This seems to be a recurring dream.

[no name no slogan]

172. DAMN! Is this the one where Michael Jackson came in

and started belting out "Dirty Diana" to her face?

[Sugar Smack]

188. Yeah, but she was in a testy mood.

She asked one of her handlers, "WHO IS THIS FREAK?" And, "What's up with that unravelling nose?"

[redwitch]

168. I think this is a very fascinating thread. I have resisted it long enough

I also tried to nominate it for the greatest page but I was too late. Sugar Smack you are way, way clever!

[Sugar Smack]

174. Thank you, redwitch! *HUG*

I dreamt that we were in an all-night bookstore at Dupont Circle in Washington DC. We grabbed a table on the top floor and we were having a beer and greedily going over our purchases.

Well, there was a guy nearby at one of the tables, and we started wondering if he was George Clooney, b/c he looked exactly like him. He kept staring at you & your gorgeous red hair. Then he'd turn away, & turn back & watch your mouth as you spoke. We were having a great time, and our loud talk wa making him laugh.

He couldn't resist. He asked if he could join us, so he pulled up a chair, turned it around & did that macho straddle-the-chair thing with his legs. You felt a little bad that he didn't really look at me as much, but I understand, sister! Your pleasure far outweighed your discomfort as the 3 of us lambasted Bush. And it WAS George Clooney, my dear, and he DID ask you out.

He treated you REALLY WELL, too! :D

[redwitch]

177. It's official!

You are my very favorite DUer! George Clooney........swoons and falls slowly and gracefully to the floor, deleriously happy smile on her face.

[Sugar Smack]

180. LOL! You're so sweet! I'll BET he posts at DU!

Heh heh heh! Swoons & falls gracefully to the floor! I'd a done the same thing if the marvelous George Clooney approached me.

YOU ARE SO SWEET, and funny! :toast: :hi: :loveya: :pals:

[UrbScotty]

169. I dare you. (nt)

[Sugar Smack]

175. OK, we're living in NYC in a large, silver warehouse.

We're surrounded by freakiness. People around us are dancing, painting, and doing drugs & starting orgies. We're on a couch watching all this. A guy with white hair and a striped shirt sashays over and wants us to meet his new "superstar", Edie. Edie is very beautiful in this "I need heroin" way. She fiddles around with her jewelry but she can't quite bring herself to look at us.

She looks up at her buddy, "Andy" and says, "Can I leave now?" which strikes us as rather rude. Everyone hanging around starts overusing the word, "Fabulous" and then we just have to get the hell out of there.

[In_The_Wind]

170. Did I give you anything to daydream about?

I think you might have visions of the open road in your dreams. What do you think?

[Sugar Smack]

179. YES, you did. It was like "Thelma & Louise", but without the dying.

I picture us finding surprises on the open road. Small but meaningful things. Us with a camera always at the ready. We sampled the best things this country has to offer: small things like roadside peach cobbler. A beautiful view of the ocean. Time and money were not a problem, because we were resourceful. Abandoned houses with historical significance because of all the left-behind diaries.

If we did run out of money, we helped out in kitchens of restaraunts & were paid under the table. Other times, money found us. There was an endless parade of interesting characters, which makes my dream even livelier, but no one was as charming as you.

:D

[Jamastiene]

176. Fingers crossed. Please make it a good

romantic punk rock style thingie. You already know what I like, so... Have at it. I need some romance even if it is just for play online.

[Sugar Smack]

181. OK, we're at a comedy club and Sandra Bernhardt is the lead act.

We have THE POSHEST front-row seats, dim lamps on our table and drinks that are red & festively decorated with cherries & umbrellas. Sandra is kind of eyeing us while giving the funniest routine about her meeting Courtney Love. She's eyeing us because we're responding even more enthusiastically than anyone.

You, my dear, fall on the floor laughing & she's charmed as hell, b/c you are unabashedly kicking your feet. She helps you onstage (I'm so envious) and croons a little song to you while your face gets beet red. She strokes your hair while she improvises, "The girl without a chair".

Then, she asks us to come backstage & Courtney Love is there. The four of us hang out there all night long, whooping it up, and then Courtney takes us all to a greasy spoon diner at 4 am for eggs & bacon & home fries!

OK, I REALLY got into that one. :o :loveya:

[Jamastiene]

183. Dayum, you are good.

Remind me to come to you every time I need some romance. You are good at it. I REALLY got into that one too. Thank you for that. I needed it. :hug: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

185. Oh, Jamastiene-

Two weeks ago I saw a tape of S.B. called "I'm still here, Dammit!" I thought of you when she got to the Courtney Love routine.

We really need our dreams and our daydreams & our imaginations.

Thank you for the compliment babe, and ANY time you need a little romance, I'll throw some your way. Happy Valentine's, pookie.

:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[x-g.o.p.er]

178. Hit me with your best shot.

[Sugar Smack]

186. OK, we were stranded on a beach in Alaska.

We had to call for the Coast Guard to rescue us, but the cel phone was dead. The waves were gaining at six feet. Finally, a boat stopped to pick us up. All the food we had left was a fig newton *gross* but we'd roasted it on an open fire & split it in half.

We got on the boat, and we sat down, exhausted. It turned out that the crew had 70 pounds of cocaine on them, and we were suddenly quite willing to abandon the comforts of this yacht in order to save ourselves. People who were dealing the coke were also snorting it, so they became paranoid and carried their guns around with them. We were being watched constantly. We couldn't talk privately either.

And it was scary. :scared:

[x-g.o.p.er]

189. So how did it end?

You take me halfway through the story, and leave me hanging like that?

PLEASE don't tell me you woke up...

[Sugar Smack]

191. Oh, no-

One of the guards started cracking up, screaming at one of the other guards. It caused a necessary distraction. We looked at each other, and knew that in the next instant we could save ourselves by jumping overboard or get mowed down in a hail of bullets.

We decided to risk jumping overboard. The icy water was painful. It made our movements slower as we quietly swam to the shore. With almost no energy left, we walked quickly & quietly up a hill & through the trees. We kept looking back to see if we were being followed. We were. We had to nestle in a hollow under a tree and watch the guard's footsteps as he passed, looking for us.

At that point, a 16 foot tall grizzly bear knocked into the guard. The guard "peppered" it about the face, neck and chest, which never killed it but only pissed it off more. As the guard was being "taken care of" by this Grizzly, the Coast Guard pulled up. We made our escape and were hauled onto the boat.

The inside of the Coat Guard boat was a lot more posh than I ever would have realized. Gold leaf, leather & oak furniture, a marble fireplace. Who would have thought?! :D That's when I woke up.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

182. Dream away -nt

[Sugar Smack]

187. It was like being in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

There we were in the jungle, in a large pot of heated water. There were dancers waving torches. We thought we were doomed. But when we looked down, we saw that there was spaghetti in the pot with us. And the dancers were straight out of a Madonna video.

They helped us out of the pot and we donned silk robes. Suddenly, suspended above us all was a creature like an octopus but with a thousand limbs.
It was trying to teach us something! And it was difficult to translate.