I no longer need to undo my pants to take them off

[yvr girl]

Well, at least not this pair. Saves time, really.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Ain't it great?

But you'll stop liking it when they start removing themselves if you don't wear a belt. :scared:

[yvr girl]

4. I'll just have to go shopping then

Not such a bad thing.

But yes, I have been digging out my belts. They are no longer just decorative.

[Richardo]

2. .

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

40. WHAT YOU SAID!

[Radical Activist]

3. That must come in handy.

Well, at least I hope it does.

[RetroLounge]

5. My Telepathy working?

:rofl:

RL

[yvr girl]

7. Well, you timing has been convenient

Thank goodness.

[RetroLounge]

11. You know what they say...

RL

[yvr girl]

14. You're a musician

I'd expect nothing less from you.

[RetroLounge]

15. I think what I was used to hearing was...

You're a musician, I'd expect *nothing* from you.

:rofl:

RL

[yvr girl]

18. What? No groupies?

You have several just on DU.

[RetroLounge]

19. Groupies never said much more than

"You're a musician?"

:D

RL

[yvr girl]

21. C'mon they screamed like you were a Beatle

And they threw their panties on the stage.

[RetroLounge]

27. No, not quite.

more like I was in Oasis. :rofl:

Panties were optional...

RL

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Why? You got someone else to undo 'em?

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

8. Sadly, no.

But I don't need to bother the button and zipper anymore. Just a little tug, and off they come.

[RetroLounge]

10. tug...

:D



RL

[yvr girl]

13. There they go...

I wonder what will happen next...

BTW, did you know I'm a trained hula dancer. Just putting thoughts in your head..

You have a small boat?

[RetroLounge]

16. Got a visual

RL

p.s. Small boats manuever better into tight places...

[yvr girl]

17. I had an outfit much like that

p.s. As long as the captain knows what he's doing...

[RetroLounge]

20. The captain always goes down...

... with his ship.

:evilgrin:

RL

[yvr girl]

23. But what a way to go

I, for one, would need to reward such behaviour.

[RetroLounge]

29. Then you may dine at the good captain's table...

:applause:

RL

[yvr girl]

31. Sounds like a feast

I can't wait. I'll eat every morsel.

[RetroLounge]

36. and come back for seconds, I assure you...

:hi:

RL

[yvr girl]

37. Did you ever see my thread about how to eat an ice cream cone

It got deleted. :shrug:

[RetroLounge]

42. Missed that one

I can only imagine...

RL

[yvr girl]

48. Something about nibbling

licking and...








































sucking.

[billyskank]

9. Yow

Cold shower required!

[LaraMN]

12. That happened to me when I went running and I was too cheap to

buy smaller pants. Nothing like running down the street, holding your pants up with one arm.:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

22. I dug out some old t-shirts today! They used to be really snug...

...now they fit!! Losing weight is a good thing! :woohoo:

[yvr girl]

24. The coolest part for me

Is I'm not even really trying.

I had a pop tart for breakfast for crying out loud. (Well, 1/2 a pop tart.)

[GOPisEvil]

26. When I first lost weight, all I did was eat less.

I didn't start exercising until later...then I stopped...now I've started again (since Sept.)

[Richardo]

28. WTG, GOPisEvil!!

:thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

32. The bottom line is that I look and feel better when I exercise.

That, and if I pig out every now and then, it doesn't hurt. :D

[Richardo]

25. Recommended.

:thumbsup:

[yvr girl]

30. Stop voting for this thread

You are all trouble makers.

[Richardo]

34. It's just such a provocative subj line...

:)

[RetroLounge]

33. Recommended!

:spank:

RL

[yvr girl]

35. What am I going to do with you?

Brat.

[RetroLounge]

38. Many things...

are possible.

RL

[yvr girl]

39. I'll start by blindfolding you then

that way I can surprise you.

[RetroLounge]

41. I'm warming up the car

I'll be there in a few days...

:hi:

RL

[yvr girl]

46. A plane would be faster

Can you believe we just got scolded by CP?

[RetroLounge]

52. Well, CP is a wise woman

maybe her advice should be heeded...

:D

RL

[yvr girl]

53. I do believe in obeying my elders...

And she is a friend...she'd never steer me wrong.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

43. OK, my dear yvr girl, and you too, my dear RetroLounge!

GET A ROOM!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

45. He started it...

...and I followed suit.

[RevCheesehead]

47. A-HEM!

Retro's in bigger trouble than that. :grr::nuke:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

49. My dear Rev......

Do Tell! PM if you'd like......

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

51. Oh, I've already started my own post.

Ol' "love 'em and leave 'em" RL. :grr:

[yvr girl]

50. I'll mud wrestle you for him

But seriously, I think I can be more devoted. You have your flock to take care of.

[Guava Jelly]

44. sounds very handy congrats

I hate zippers and snaps

[Deja Q]

54. And you get pissed off at me when I respond with double entendres.

[Elidor]

55. What does a blonde put behind her ears to attract men?

Her ankles. :evilgrin:

Sorry, but it was there.

[yvr girl]

56. I'm not blonde