What is Matcom doing on his last day of work?

[yvr girl]

We KNOW he's up to no good.

[underpants]

1. Two words... Brokeback scooter

You can figure out the rest

[DS1]

2. Sometimes love goes far on the wheels of life,

other times it gets caught on the drivechain and sucked into the motor.

[underpants]

4. and burned on the muffler

which sucks

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. He's "cooking" "dogs" on the "tailpipe"

wink wink, nudge nudge.

[underpants]

10. wink wink, nudge nudge.

:bounce:

[wildhorses]

3. I bet he called in sick

sick of work that is:P

[texas1928]

6. Phone sex.

and everyone who calls him gets asked what they are wearing.

[Rabrrrrrr]

If he's acting like Rabrrrrrr, that means he's training his replacement

and will end up staying late on his last day of work to ensure that the new person knows everything, getting to his farewell party almost 1.5 hours late because of it.

[yvr girl]

8. I thought he would be giving etiquette lessons

:* :loveya:

[underpants]

7. Exclusive photo of matcom's exit interview

[matcom]

9. try

NOTHING!

:bounce:

:D

[Brewman_Jax]

11. I think he has a bottle of booze

under the desk so he'll be ready for the exit interview...