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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:17 PM Original message |
So I got a girl's number two days ago |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
1. oh wait a month at least... |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:21 PM Original message |
Yeah I kind of don't feel like doing it right now |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
2. Now. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. I'm busy tomorrow. |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:23 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. ... |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
3. Why not just call and repeatedly leave messages on her voicemail? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:20 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. How coherent should I be? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:28 PM Response to Reply #4 |
20. Tell her you want to make her labia into earrings. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:33 PM Response to Reply #20 |
25. It's a shame they're not pierced |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:39 PM Response to Reply #25 |
33. Tell her you want to give them to another, hotter girl. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:43 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. Ah--the one in my oven |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
5. You should have called her four days ago |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:22 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. I'm fucked? Good, that was one of my goals in this whole business. |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:23 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Mission accomplished |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
9. You are so NOT money, dude... |
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Ariana Celeste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
11. first things first |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:24 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. That's easy for me. I was conceived at the bottom of a Scotch bottle |
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Ariana Celeste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:26 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. you too? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:27 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. To get my "s" to sound like anything I usually need to eat lots of lentils |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:24 PM Response to Original message |
13. Did she give it to you freely, or did you have to wheedle it out of her? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:25 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. I'm waiting for the credit check to go through |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
16. Find out what time she wakes up. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:32 PM Response to Reply #16 |
24. Find out when she wakes up... |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
18. you were supposed to call her yesterday |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:32 PM Response to Reply #18 |
23. In that case I hope fucking up is like marrying up |
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SouthoftheBorderPaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
19. Depends.... |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:29 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Thursday is the night |
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Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
22. Nooo....keep your powder dry |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:35 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. "Wait and call her" |
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Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:37 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. ahhh was just doing like a lockstep Dem |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:34 PM Response to Original message |
26. it doesn't matter. She gave you a fake number so call anytime |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:35 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. . |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:37 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. At least I haven't been on the "High Speed Cox" party line all day |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
29. Do you like her? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:38 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Yes and yes |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:40 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Well that thickens the plot |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:41 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Either way I'll wait thirty minutes |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
37. Don't phone her, throw it away and RUN like hell |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:58 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. So ~that's~ the secret of your success with women. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 09:00 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. That and an uncanny knack for untimely questions |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
38. So I'm to assume you've already slept with her. Right? |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 09:37 PM Response to Reply #38 |
45. yes, jpgray's booty call |
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necso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
39. Call now. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
40. call during American Idol!!! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
43. Next year |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
44. if I met her at a bar |
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