Wow.... who wants to buy me...?

[DS1]

I haven't posted in Alito, and remain clean :D

Bidding starts at $50 bucks.

[MiniMandaRuth]

1. Eh... you may be hot, but... I like my servents to come without snarkiness

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. Eff you, DS1.

:P

[DS1]

4. Eh, no kids allowed

[matcom]

3. CHRIST you suck ass!

put down the pipe dude. you have sunk below 'low' x(

*sniff* and you were the wind beneath my wings....

[DS1]

6. You just weren't giving me what I needed. So I'm on the market.

So long, sucker!

[SOteric]

7. I'm pretty sure you meant to say

that he was the wind beneath your sheets.

[SOteric]

9. drat

[DS1]

11. *snort*

:thumbsup:

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me!

[Deja Q]

10. Oh goody. Now I can't eat salad tonight!

:(

[progmom]

5. if the price is right

...and if you promise SOteric won't hurt me. :D

[Deja Q]

8. When buying a pet, one has to observe the pet.

If the pet doesn't seem interested or enthused, it's best to look at the other contenders.

(Nor am I referring to you as a pet. It's the same thing for marriage; that's why first dates are always done 'dutch'... or if you're Ricky Stratton, it's 'dine and ditch' :rofl: )

[SOteric]

12. You're for sale?

You'd think I'd at least get a private auction notice in the mail. x(

[DS1]

13. Fear not, it's a ripoff

:D

[DS1]

14. errr

DS1 does not comment on internal documents.


That was an internal document.

So is this.

:yoiks: