Hate your family? Buy them a trampoline. What have you learned from AFV?
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Hate your family? Buy them a trampoline. What have you learned from AFV?
(America's Funniest Videos) Do ANY trampolinings end up without pain infliction, or am I seeing some sort of migratory "Christine" trampoline that goes house to house leaving the smashed bodies of cripples and newly castrati?
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:26 PM
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1. hopefully, these families bought them for
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:29 PM
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3. I bought mine so I could drop my cat off the side of the house and bounce
him up into the tree where he could take the War on Songbirds over there, so he didn't have to fight them over here :rofl:
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:26 PM
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2. A blindfolded child, a bat and a pinata is a cheap sterilization method
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:30 PM
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4. ~This~ is the best thing you've found to watch on telly?
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:31 PM
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5. It makes me feel smart
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:36 PM
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You are smart. But I'm pretty sure watching Bob Saget makes your brain atrophy.
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:38 PM
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11. No, watching people chase after squirrels indoors with rakes
and other makeshit bats and sticks breaking everything in sight definitely makes me smart. And Saget's been gone for years. I'm really just waiting for the simpsons, and wondering when you're going to show up on elsewhere :D
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:44 PM
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14. "Makeshit?" *LOL* - Is that ~ever~ a Freudian slip~
And I'm doing my usual Sunday cooking and balancing the chequebook. *x* I'll be there soon, I promise.
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:31 PM
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6. i have a sinus infection
naturally he is missing his 'Sunday Session'
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:34 PM
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7. Sinus infection, Schminus infection...
You're off stalking the home of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, offering to toss some little smokies into grape jelly for her.
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:35 PM
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8. Not MY little SMOKIES!
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:37 PM
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10. He's a rotter, - come snuggle up to me.
:7 I'll make it all better. :hug:
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:41 PM
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okay
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Sun Jan-29-06 07:43 PM
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13. Another thing-if you hate your family
always get a baseball game together in the backyard and make sure the catcher is the person you hate the most. Then put a four year old up to bat. We all know what happens next.
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