I'm pounding on the radiator with a Chevy small block to wake up SNIFFA

[Rabrrrrrr]

WAKE UP, LAZYPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm also blowing this blast horn, setting off these firecrackers, and dumping over these walls of pots and pans and tossing four cats whose tails are tied together into the pile of pots and pans.

[yvr girl]

1. Rabrrrrrr baby, where have you been?

I haven't seen you in days.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I've been away on business! But I'm online for a little bit now,

until I get to go home.

Why aren't you here at the hotel bar buying me a drink?

Damn you.

:grr:

[yvr girl]

4. Do you want a Cosmo?

Don't hit me.

I had a kissing booth while you were away.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. If someone who can lift a Chevy small-block

much less pound with one tells me to wake up, I'm up. :scared:

[Rising Phoenix]

5. Sniffa is up too...and drinking a martini...

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I cheated - I'm actually using both hands.