When I think of Skinner, I touch myself.

[FuzzySlippers]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[RevCheesehead]

1. Bwahahaha!!!

You're pure evil!!! :evilgrin:

[FuzzySlippers]

2. Thank you! Coming from you, that means a lot!

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

3. Clever,

But you still deserve a

[XemaSab]

4. How unoriginal

It's WillPitt, not Skinner. :eyes: :eyes:

edit: typo, additional eyes

[Atmashine]

5. You've got Einstein's attention!

[FuzzySlippers]

6. Welcome to DU, Atmashine!

:toast:

That Einstein was one smart cookie.

[Shine]

7. Ya got me!

good one.
:thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. And when you post that about Skinner.

I lock the thread.

Brazillion joke not withstanding.

Thank you.
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