Eureka! I've figured out why Pat Robertson and his ilk are such jack-asses

[Reverend_Smitty]

Apparently the fundie bibles don't include Matthew Ch. 6 in them. Sure explains a lot, eh?

5"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 6But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him...

24"No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.

more here http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew%206&version=31

[Initech]

1. It probably also doesnt include Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Metta]

2. "Make peace with your brother before you lay your gifts on My altar."

I think God said that to David although I can't find the quote.