Here's a little saturday morning laugh

[madokie]

sure hope I'm not breaking any rules.

Pearly gates.

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are
comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman: "I froze to death."

2nd woman: "How horrible!"

1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"

2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that
my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him
in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV."

1st woman: "So what happened?"

2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became
so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!

1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both
still be alive."

[hwmnbn]

1. bwahahaha....

excellent one. I'll HAVE to remember this one. Thanks for posting. :rofl: :rofl:

[Ilsa]

2. Just now, already told it. thanks! eom

[CrispyQ]

3. Good one! --nt

[Straight Shooter]

4. Bwahahahaha! You are sooooo bad.

:spank:

[madokie]

5. If being bad wasn't so much fun no one would be doing it.

[nonconformist]

6. LMAO! Nice. nt