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When mascots attack...
Watching a hockey game with my LF in enemy territory about 200 miles from home.
Our team is losing 3-0, late in the third. It's pretty much over.
This asshole home-town mascot (dressed up as some kind of bird) sits behind my LF (Landy Friend, not GF status, yet) and starts tugging on her ponytail!
She puts up with it for a small while and tells him, "That's enough of that!"
He then starts to massage her shoulders.
She ythen tells agsin him to, "Knock it off!"
Yet he continues.
She looks at me.
I grab the mascot by his foam rubber head and tell him to leave us the fuck alone.
He tells me to watch my mouth.
A struggle ensues.
We get ejected by security. No great loss since we went on to lose 4-0 on an empty net, but still......
What would you have done?
Law suits are pending.
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