you are what you eat

[leftofthedial]

cows eat plants

cows are plants

vegetarians should eat cows

[KitchenWitch]

1. ...

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

Not sure there is enough popcorn in the world for this thread!

[leftofthedial]

4. popcorn, on the other hand

often is buttered

and butter is an animal product

eating popcorn is just like eating a steak

[bbinacan]

14. Gotta go cook a steak now.

Damn this made me hungry.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. And become one....

..with the cow. Be the cow.

[leftofthedial]

5. know the cow

if you eat the cow

you are the cow

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. moo

[leftofthedial]

12. tip!

:evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Holy cow!

No pun intended.

[leftofthedial]

8. I can see why someone might prefer not to eat a holy cow

but I don't understand why vegetarians don't eat regular old secular cows

[LeftyMom]

7. .

:eyes:

[leftofthedial]

10. am I a bad boy?

leftymommie?

[yvr girl]

9. Oh, no!

I'm toast.

[leftofthedial]

11. no wonder it was a bad day

I was toast right from the start!

LOL :rofl:

[AKPacker]

13. We are having pork steaks for dinner tonight

Pigs will eat anything and everything put in front of them. Does that make me an omnivore or just a pig?

[Redstone]

15. Then I'm a cheesesteak hoagie.

Bring lots of napkins.

Redstone

[Deja Q]

16. So I'm a fruit and a nut, so what?

:shrug:

Of course, what defines a heterosexual? And can it be tied to a fruit?

[flvegan]

17. Untrue. I eat no humans, yet I am one.

And as to your lineage, then people that eat meat are either cows, pigs or fish, etc...

[LeftyMom]

19. Uh, this isn't real consistent with the Titanic post earlier

:cry:

You suck, Riblet.

[flvegan]

20. "Eat" being a relative term, suggesting food (ingestion and digestion)

When I eat, um, otherwise, there's no ingestion nor digestion. Just gratification.

[LeftyMom]

21. I'm teasing.

:hug: I didn't think you'd suddenly done a 180 on you-know-what. :eyes:

[flvegan]

22. Some would call you

a very lucky girl, you know.

[LeftyMom]

23. hell yes I am

:yourock:

[kedrys]

18. I just wiped out half a package of Pocky

I have no idea what that makes me. :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Plants eat decomposed animal/bug/etc. flesh and manure.

Therefore, vegetarians should not eat plants.

[flvegan]

27. Interesting take.

However, plants, as you've stated, can and will only grow where they are able. See, that's where the human surpasses the plant. The human can choose a more natural, more healthy, less cruel diet. The plant has little choice.

[AllieB]

25. I'm a roast chicken and turnips

with a side salad of baby lettuce.

[jobycom]

26. Nah, cows eat steroids and chemicals with a little hay mixed in.

Avoid eating cows unless you like funding Monsanto and the Republican Party. The meat industry in America are big Republicans--far worse than Walmart. Eat a steak, support Bush, that's my motto.

[flvegan]

29. Ooooooh....BIG TIME SNAP.

Ouch. The entire meat industry is suspicious beyond that, anyway.

jobycom, you might get pounded for this, but I got your back.

[jobycom]

30. Pounded by those in denial

I can deal with that.

Seriously, I think if more liberals understood just how corrupt the meat industry was, there'd be more vegetarians. They are as bad as the oil companies and the pharmaceuticals. They get people fired for the slightest criticism of their product, and they suppress negative scientific research through lawsuits and heavy-arm tactics that would make Abramoff blush. Smithsonian Magazine a couple years ago ran a cover story on the trend of school age children becoming vegetarians. There was nothing in the story promoting vegetarianism, only a story about kids who, for various reasons, were becoming vegetarians. The meat industry had the government agency over the magazine fire the editor and print a retraction and apology in the next issue.

Very powerful lobby, and very Republican. They were behind Bush's cell phone photo op with a figure skater in the 2000 winter Olympics. Bush appeared in the stands behind some young skater, who got all excited and called her mom, and handed Bush the cell phone to speak to mom. The media thought it was so cute, and talked about it for days. Turns out it was all staged--the young skater became an endorser for the meat industry who had given Bush a ton of money for his campaign, and in exchange for the money Bush did a photo op that amounted to a commercial during the winter Olympics.

[flvegan]

31. You're very right.

Your statements are very true. That's why, as I said, I got your back if you do indeed get pounded on this.

[friesianrider]

33. Oh shit, no you dih-int!

jobycom bringing the whoop ass out already...damn! :yourock:

[jobycom]

34. LOL! I don't criticize anyone else's diet

until they criticize mine. :-)

[friesianrider]

35. You ain't neva lied!

:thumbsup:

[entanglement]

28. Sorry, I lost you at 'cows are plants'

n/t

[SofaKingLiberal]

32. Does it work this way too?

vegetarians eat plants

vegetarians are plants

cows should eat vegetarians

:shrug:

[JitterbugPerfume]

36. there is a big hunk of cow

in my crock pot as we speak simmering with garlic and onions I.Tomorrow I will add red potatoes carrots cabbage a celery



yummy cow