Two Dumb Questions from an old timer

[DS1]

1) How does Rabrrrrrr manage to get so worked over 'heartlander fucknobs' and cheese menu options in the Midwest when he hasn't left his secret lair underneath Hackensack, N.J. in over 12 years?

2) What happened to the question option when starting a new thread?

[bettyellen]

1. they say there are no dumb questions

but i never believed that shit.
i do have a really cool auntie that pronounces it "quex-tions", i fucking love that.
damn, now i need some whiskey. :P

[DS1]

2. Yes, there are dumb questions

They're everywhere, bringing the rest of us down!

A finger or two of whiskey does sound really good.

[bettyellen]

7. dear anty anna mae, if you walk/ talk, she figured you could hoist one.

i can still smell the moss on her front lawn in rostrevor,
we've all had our noses squooshed in it at some point.
cheers

[redwitch]

10. I think I woulda loved your aunty anna mae

n/t

[elshiva]

3. LOL!

[yvr girl]

4. Hi Bettyellen and DS1

Pour me some whiskey too. I just got home from work and I arrived at work at 5:30 am.

[bettyellen]

9. a little water to open it up, or high and tight?

[yvr girl]

12. Last time I had it with brownies!

And that made my head spin. Whatever you recommend.


BTW, :hug:

[bettyellen]

14. powers with a splash and a handful of spiced pecans.

i'll keep the boofus to myself tonight hon.
how r u?

[yvr girl]

17. Tired

How about you?

[bettyellen]

20. this time of year is like that for me. slow achey and i'm working on

tapering the cigs, so i have been well behaved lately. which just sucks, of course.
so, i'm bored and cranky. the whiskey hasn't kicked in yet.

[yvr girl]

21. You need more whiskey then

drink faster.

[bettyellen]

22. i had this nightmare the last night that incorporated two or three other

nightmares, and it was so fucked up. mark ruffalo, the actor was in it, LOL, and it was sort of like we were in a scary movie.
it was like being on a living stage set of fear. i've been remembering my dreams lately, since i kicked the menthols. weird. very creepy.

[yvr girl]

23. That's strange

Where you standing on any tables and belting out songs too?

[bettyellen]

24. i wish, it was bad. i tend to have "haunted house" bad dreams..

maybe once a year or less, but this was like the last three i can remember all sitting next to each other, like a haunted neighborhood and mark didn't know it was dangerous and scary. LOL. and i felt like the proverbial girl wondering if she's going nuts. add to that the fact i know ruffalo was an actor and not my friend, and that added to the "i'm crazy" aspect.
but nothing horrible ever really happens, but there's gouls and ghosts we never quite see everywhere.
it creeps me out.

[yvr girl]

26. Sounds scary

I've never had a nightmare.

I once dreamed that my friend roasted me on a spit (like Bugs Bunny) but it wasn't really upsetting.

[bettyellen]

27. i seem to have a lot of celeb dreams, which i generally like alot

i think this was my first celeb nightmare. but i never see anything bad happen or more than a snippet of ghost, just enough to be really hair raising. a splash of blood, a door slammming shut in a dank moldy cellar with bones on the floor, stuff like that.
what was strange was that in the dream, i remembered the old dreams as if they were real, strange. fucking menthols have some funky chemicals in them.
you have never had a nightmare? wow? lucky you.

[yvr girl]

28. I don't remember my dreams very often

The last one I can recall was when Arsenio Hall still had a talkshow. But if I do remember a dream, I've got if for life. I still remember dreams I had when I was 4.

[bettyellen]

29. wow, long time!! arsenio! well, i have kissed (young 60's) mick jagger

and went ice skating with jimmy stewart. i broke up with frank sinatra (circa 1964) and that one was styled particularly well, (great hair and makeup) yeah, these i remember vividly. i do alot of art history or filmed inspired period stuff.
once i was in an elevator and each floor was a differnt period, so i hung out in the sahara with the french foreign legion and then went for tea in china. that was also a nice dress. :) and safari suit.

[yvr girl]

30. I smoked a peace pipe with a band of indians

who lived on our balcony and who were holding my tricycle hostage.

[bettyellen]

32. very nice. what did they want for the tricycle? and how was the pipe? rofl

[yvr girl]

33. I don't think I was that aware of bargaining at the time

I think I just sweet-talked them. Ummm...smokey?

[bettyellen]

34. and of course you were good at the sweet talk. those poor indians,

screwed again. and you being reunited with the tricycle, how heartwaming!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

13. Like, "axe me no quextions, and I'll tell you no lies?"

[bettyellen]

18. rofl, ha, i never thought of that, because she had a brougue. good one!

[RevCheesehead]

5. Hackensack??

EEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[SOteric]

6. 1) Rabrrrrrr

is a born and bred cheesehead from Wisconsin, so he can rant about 'heartland fucknobs' with impunity for the rest of his life. Kind of like your own special relationship with all things British.

2) I had it for breakfast two days ago. With au jus.

:hi:

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. "He is a born and bred cheesehead from Wisconsin"...

says it all.

:eyes:

We Chicagoans have a level of sophistication that he can only dream of.

[bettyellen]

11. us first gen, east coast irish can't even spell sopisticated. See?

:hi:

[greatauntoftriplets]

16. You were born in Ireland??? Wow...

Love the place...it is me home.

I am 4th generation, and from the Wild West of Mayo.

:hi:

[bettyellen]

19. nah, my mom and dad were both B+R in thatched cottages on farms up

in the north west (donegal and the roscommon/leitrim border). very poor and isolated.
they were both first out of their families to come to NYC. i thought i'm first gen because we were the first born here, no?

[LynzM]

25. I think you're right about first-gen...

:hi: !! I have a song on a folk CD of mine about the Leitrim queen :) Just felt the need to tell you that, for whatever silly reason. I hope life's treating you ok, dude!

[bettyellen]

31. wow, i'll have to limewire that, thanks

Leitrim is one sad ass place, dunno i want to be queen of that for more than a weekend, LOL.
everything's cool, hope all is good w you and briarus and the baby.
:hi:

[LynzM]

35. Yeah, I think the song is part of the story of...

*Why* it's so sad. If you wanna PM me your email addy, I can send you the song... or you can look on Limewire, the group is Atwater & Donnelly (RI folk group!)

Things are pretty good for us, crazy, but mostly good :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I have NEVER lived in NJ!

I have too much self-respect for that. And SOteric answered your question, anyway.

the answer to your second question is: Because you were mean to me, I had Elad set up the system so that only you don't have a question option. I knew that would make you seethe with anger, hoepfully causing an aneurysm.

[Midlodemocrat]

36. Those are the dumbest questions ever asked on DU.

:eyes:


:P