The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
Hey Torquemada, walk this way.
I just got back from the Auto-de-fe.
Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway.
Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
The Inquisition, what a show.
The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
Seems apropos today...