Large soda syrup cannisters are perfect to throw at Very Naughty Kids

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Just the right size and mass to really do some serious fucking damage, while not outright killin' 'em, giving them the Very Clear Message that yes, you are in fact serious about them shutting the hell up/picking up their toys/shoveling the walk/mowing the yard/cleaning their room/being valedictorian/being the team captain/getting straight As/not talking while daddy's hungover/earning at least 35% on their hedge fund/etc.

[Texasgal]

1. ...

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2. Just make sure you don't spill any on the furniture!

[JVS]

3. It worked on me. I got straight A's because of those pop kegs!

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4. Mostly, I just have a head full of bumps

[texas1928]

5. I just throw empty beer kegs.

it makes the right clank when it hits and is heavy enough to slow them down.

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6. I find them to be too cluttering, so mine are never around

when I could use one. The soda ones are small enough that they don't feel like they're taking up all the room in the house.

But I agree, the keggers are way better as a parenting device.

[evlbstrd]

7. They're also great for filling with homebrew beer.

Then you won't give a shit.