Women's brains are smaller than men's

[ForrestGump]

Wetzelbill says so:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4642437#4642732

:grr:

Let's go get him, girls!!!









What? I didn't use small enough words?

Come. We. Go. Beat. Crap. Out. Of. Him.

:o



Help! Help! The women are chasing after me, sorta like at the end of a Benny Hill episode, and when they catch me they're gonna all pile on top of me in a big mud puddle, in slow motion, while wearing skimpy bikinis!! :scared:

[SOteric]

1. Nice try, Gump boy.

My bikini's at the cleaners.








(Straight line provided free of charge.)

[ForrestGump]

4. Thank you. Really. Thank you, SO much!!! That is, indeed, the perfect

straight line for...um.....um....

Darn.

In all the excitement, I forgot my response.

:-(




I'll get back to you.

:hug:

[Wetzelbill]

14. well... that broke my concentration

:)

[ForrestGump]

16. It broke my celibacy

:D

[Deja Q]

2. Skimpy bikinis?

[ForrestGump]

5. But enough about my underwear

Run, Forrest, run!!!

:rofl: cool trick! :D

[SoCalDem]

10. call THAT running??

that left leg's kinda weird:)

[ForrestGump]

17. That's my shaky leg, baby

Mmmm-huh. :loveya:

[supernova]

3. More likely, I'll just beat him at chess

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4633558&mesg_id=4637900

[ForrestGump]

6. That'll teach him

Check his mate.

But watch out for his bishop...he's very proud of that piece. :o

[nickinSTL]

7. They probably are, on average, but...

that's due to men having, on average, larger heads.

That doesn't mean men are smarter, though.

[ForrestGump]

11. Women's breasts are larger than men's

(usually...on average)

We hold these truths to be self-evident. And just as well, I say.

All other truths I'm not so sure about. :-)

[Wetzelbill]

12. massively large egos

Like mine!

[ForrestGump]

18. Remember, you can't spell

'Lego' without 'ego.'


No...wait a minute...that's a waffle commercial.

[Wetzelbill]

21. mmmmm.... waffles

[SoCalDem]

8. Quality v quantity...

:)

[ForrestGump]

13. Oh, sure...

just like a woman....picky, picky, picky.

:P

Stop confusing me with little things like logic. :D

[Wetzelbill]

9. Oh! I have been betrayed!

Never go against the family! Never! :)

[ForrestGump]

15. They made me an offer I couldn't refuse

But maybe they tricked me...




I don't see any jacuzzi filled with Jello yet.




Darn.



:hide:

[Sanity Claws]

19. But men always tell me that size doesn't matter!

Of course, they were referring to a different part of the anatomy. But shouldn't the same rule apply?

[ForrestGump]

20. Darn

She's got us, boys.

Game's over. :-(





:P