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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:03 PM
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OK. You're in hell. What's in Satan's refrigerator?
:evilgrin:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:05 PM
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1. Cheese.
Really fucking stinky coagulated cow squeezins. :puke:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:12 PM
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20. But that's the best kind!
ya got to hand it to him, Satan's got taste.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:18 PM
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21. I think not
cheese is fucking nasty. It smells, making it's gross (mmm, bovine milk coagulated with ground up calf stomachs) it makes people phlegmy and fat, clogs up thier arteries...

What's the upside here?
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:43 PM
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22. It tastes good!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:06 PM
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2. Dogshit sandwiches
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:06 PM
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3. I don't know but rice cakes are in the cupboard. n/t
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:07 PM
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4. Pat Robertson's head
Dick Cheney's heart.

And the gizzards of the rest of the chickenhawks. :evilgrin:

Mz Pip
:dem:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:07 PM
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5. Store brand yellow mustard
Ballpark Franks.
Cheese whiz.
Bologna.
Old Milwaukee beer.
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corporatemedia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:09 PM
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6. Leftovers from my wife's cooking. n/t
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:11 PM
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7. Week old chinese takeout, with mysterious green things
Edited on Fri Jan-20-06 07:12 PM by undeterred
Wait, that's not hell its my refrigerator.:evilfrown:
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:23 PM
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8. It's so obvious.
deviled eggs

devil's-food cake

lobster fra diablo
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:36 PM
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9. body parts.
Edited on Fri Jan-20-06 07:37 PM by Shine
ewww...
:puke:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:38 PM
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10. leftover haggis and lutefisk
Edited on Fri Jan-20-06 07:39 PM by no name no slogan
and several cartons of smokes
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:45 PM
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13. haggis, ciggies AND lutefisk!
hell doesn't sound so bad.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:42 PM
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11. beans, eggs, cabbage
with no beano in sight
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:42 PM
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12. Wonder Bread, Ovaltine and Cheez-Whiz!
:puke:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 08:04 PM
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14. Spam.


And lots of it.


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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 08:07 PM
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15. Moldy slug chowder.
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 09:18 PM
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16. Genetically engineered foods from politically incorrect countries.
Many come to mind.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 09:24 PM
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17. liver.
liver and onions.
liver salsa.
liver soup.
liver omlets.
liver salad.
liver vodka.

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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:05 PM
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18. I'm not sure, but it looks spoiled...
Edited on Fri Jan-20-06 10:06 PM by Orsino
...and will probably have to be thrown out soon.

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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:08 PM
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19. Bud light
Edited on Fri Jan-20-06 10:09 PM by swag
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:45 PM
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24. You, sir, are a man of refined tastes.
In other words, I was going to post the same answer.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:55 PM
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27. We'll be drinking damned good beers at the
properly made with Miracle Whip BLT festival.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:44 PM
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23. Republican meat.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:47 PM
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25. Coors
nothing but fucking Coors

(Satan is a repuke, don't you know)

(or maybe Satan is ALL repukes.)
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:47 PM
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26. Very. Warm. Beer.
:scared:
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 11:15 PM
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28. iceberg lettuce and spoilt milk.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 11:23 PM
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29. LOTS of Swiss chocolate
except you can't...get...at...it...:banghead:
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 11:36 PM
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30. Great big gobs of ooey-gooey gopher guts...
inflated monkey meat, little dirty birdy feet, great big gobs of french-fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 11:36 PM
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31. Tempeh
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 12:17 AM
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32. KITTENS~!
Good with salsa. :evilgrin:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 12:18 AM
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33. Lutefisk, head cheese, brussels sprouts.
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 12:26 AM
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34. Zima
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 12:28 AM
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35. Tripe and head cheese
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 12:37 AM
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36. prairie oysters, spoiled milk, velveeta omlet...
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 12:38 AM
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37. I'm not particularly keen
on visiting the White House during a Republican administration.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 09:18 AM
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38. ...
:hi:
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 10:45 AM
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39. Karl's Kool-aid to wash it all down with.
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