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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:26 PM Original message |
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. I tried working at a supermarket, but I got sacked. |
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StaggerLee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
2. I wanted to be a baker |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 04:45 PM Response to Reply #2 |
13. I was working in a blanket factory... |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
3. I was going to be a watchmaker |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
4. Then I answered an ad for a professional craps player |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:36 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. And then, I bought "a honey dipper" that cleaned septic tanks. |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
5. Then I worked in an optometrist's office. |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:51 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. One year they wanted to make me poster boy... |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
7. Oh please, don't PUNish us.... |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:56 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. A good pun is its own reword. |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 05:35 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. Good one! |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 05:48 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. A good pun will clear a room n/t |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 06:53 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. I thought that was a fart. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
9. Did I start all this by telling you that bad pirate joke? |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:59 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Yep it is all your fault. |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
12. Worked on a porn movie once |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
15. Orange you the Lucky one |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 06:50 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. BOOOOOO |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
17. I was a pilot, but I had to bail. |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
19. I am going to the country going to eat me alot of peaches. |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 07:07 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. But I heard there were pits... |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
21. Man, I'm glad prostitution is illegal... |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 07:08 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. Nah that has its ins and outs. |
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oneighty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
22. I had a good job in a bloomer factory |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 07:05 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Are there women inside them? |
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