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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:07 PM Original message |
Let's hear some jokes, I need a good laugh today. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
1. How about a dorkish cat photo? |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:29 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. BARLEY! |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:38 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. Oh, yes, he's _very_ clever. |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:54 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. the frauen ("der"? frauen?) are beautiful |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 01:03 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Ja, Luisa's my sweetie. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 01:09 PM Response to Reply #17 |
22. It's "die" frauen. |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 01:23 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. thank you |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. So you have the good stuff in the neighborhood. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:38 PM Response to Reply #5 |
12. Yes, but I get in major trouble |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:46 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. Well give him chinese food. |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
2. here's an oldy but a goodie, inspired by your post: |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:36 PM Response to Reply #2 |
10. Your's reminds of this one. |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 02:34 PM Response to Reply #10 |
29. That reminds me of this classic |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
3. How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:33 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. I'll take your word for it. |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
6. A guy goes out on his front porch, and finds a penguin |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:35 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Careful with that joke. It's an antique. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
8. Here's my favorite joke. |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:45 PM Response to Reply #8 |
14. BAAAAAAD |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
13. Dubya, Rummy, and three Brazillian soldiers walk into a bar |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:46 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. UGH |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 08:11 PM Response to Reply #13 |
42. I like it! eom |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 08:53 PM Response to Reply #13 |
46. Somebody had to do it |
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NaturalHigh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
18. I know this was posted here recently... |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 01:43 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. I thought it was going to be the Brazillian joke. |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
19. Why are there no jokes about Jim Jones? |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 01:42 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. BOOOOOO! |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 02:53 PM Response to Reply #19 |
33. .... |
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Pacifist Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 07:15 PM Response to Reply #19 |
38. GROAN |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
21. My all-time favorite joke: |
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NaturalHigh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 02:09 PM Response to Reply #21 |
28. LOL...classic! |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-21-06 12:09 AM Response to Reply #21 |
53. That's in my top five. |
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Divameow77 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
26. How's this? |
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 02:04 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Bwa ha ha! |
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Metta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
30. If you rubbed Tom DeLay on the pole of your bird feeder, |
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Pacifist Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
31. Just got this in an email. (Bush & OBL) |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 06:55 PM Response to Reply #31 |
37. I saw that one the other day. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
32. How much will a pirate pay for ear piercing? |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 02:59 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. GROAN |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:00 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. Here is a good groaner. |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
36. Read each line aloud Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twisters . . . |
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Pacifist Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
39. What kind of wine goes best with chocolate? |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
40. John Kerry walks into a bar |
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hellbound-liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 07:58 PM Response to Original message |
41. Here's one from Buddy Hackett.. |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
43. So this grasshopper strolls into a bar... |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 08:34 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. .... |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
45. Bet Midler joke - Irving and Flow |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
47. Hear on Prarie Home Companion: |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
48. A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator... |
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oneighty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
49. The well endowed God Thor |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
50. How many repubs does it to make non microwave popcorn? |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
51. Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top... |
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NaturalHigh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-20-06 11:55 PM Response to Original message |
52. A man finds a bottle on the beach. |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-21-06 12:27 AM Response to Original message |
54. When George and Laura got married, |
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