Homer vs. Homer

[Blue-Jay]

Homer the Greek: "Nothing in the world is so incontinent as a man's accursed appetite."

Homer the Simpson: "Ahh, beer...I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."


Homer the Greek: "The man who acts the least, disrupts the most."

Homer the Simpson: "It is better to watch things than to do them."


Homer the Greek: "How mortals take the gods to task! Yet their afflictions come from us."

Homer the Simpson: "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

[cemaphonic]

1. OK, You are now my new hero.

Great game - here are a few of mine:


Homer the Greek: "You, the bravest of all Achaeans--and not one with the spine to battle Hector face-to-face!"

Homer the Simpson: "First, scream like a woman, then when he turns away in disgust, it's time to kick some back!"


Homer the Greek: "For Fate has wove the thread of life with pain,
And twins ev'n from the birth are Misery and Man!"

Homer the Simpson: "If it's any consolation, life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead!"


Homer the Greek: "Toil is the lot of all, and bitter woe
The fate of many."

Homer the Simpson: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never Try"


Homer the Greek: "Who on earth could blame them? Ah, no wonder
the men of Troy and Argives under arms have suffered
years of agony all for her, for such a woman.
Beauty, terrible beauty!"

Homer the Simpson: "Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good," (sniffs beer)"they look good," (looks at beer) "you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" (guzzles beer) "But you can't stop at one... You want to drink
another woman!" (grabs another beer, opens it. Skip ahead to later that same day. Empty beer cans are strewn around the table, and Homer continues) "So I says 'Yeah? If you want that money, come and find it, cause I don't have it, you baloney... you make me wanna retch!" (Falls asleep.)

[Blue-Jay]

2. Ah. That's the spirit! Welcome to DU!

:hi: