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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:06 AM
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I think I'm going to be sick
xxxxxxxx (NASDAQ:xxxX) is a global outsourcing company that combines onshore, near-shore and offshore resources with proven program management capabilities to deliver value throughout a client's product or application lifecycle - from development through globalization, testing, and maintenance.


:puke:

:wtf: is near-shore?
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:07 AM
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1. Rhode Island? Delaware? New Jersey?
places with relaxed biz attitudes?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:07 AM
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2. Sounds like a mob thing
Yeah buddy, we got near-shore burial services that run all night
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:07 AM
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3. Bootleg corporations outside the 500 mile territorial limit
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:07 AM
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4. Block Island? The Vineyard?
:shrug:
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justabob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:09 AM
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5. Caribbean Islands?
... all I could think of for near-shore.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:13 AM
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6. Costa Rica, perhaps.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:28 AM
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7. Ships?
Like those floating casinos, maybe.
:shrug:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:29 AM
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8. Mexico, Canada... or someplace that is in the same or "near" time zone.
That's how I understand it.
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:38 AM
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9. Wow. I bet they're good at synergizing product potential and client needs
while remaining faithful to the values that the company was founded on. Or some such corporate bull-e-shit.

I hate that NewSpeak crap. Makes me glad I'm still wearing jeans and hoodies to work.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 03:15 PM
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10. "Near-shore" is a rich, complex and important part of the ecosystem.
It includes Oyster and shellfish beds, Kelp beds, eelgrass meadows, salt marshes, rocky shores and tidal flats.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 03:21 PM
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11. ROFLMAO!
I thought you were talking about something else here.

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