WOMEN ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

[ForrestGump]

In the interests of equal time :P

Besides, it's been building for a while.....


I feel much better now.

[Skittles]

1. HEY

do ya think this will be tagged as a DUPLICATE POST, LOL!!! :D

[ForrestGump]

3. I'm still waiting for it

Cool. It'd be my first!

The other one's got more 'A's, though, so maybe they'll condemn that one first.

This is all rather exciting.

[MaryBear]

10. Bored is as Bored does, Forrest.

Having one of those Saturdays? :hi:

[ForrestGump]

14. It's Saturday already?! Oops!

I thought I was having one of those Fridays.

Hi, GrandmaBear!

[MaryBear]

15. ForrestGump,

you almost always make me laugh!

What do you do for your living?

Are you forgiving?

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

19. Love is for giving

And life is for living!

All right....I sound like Johnny Cochrane.

[Libby2]

21. lmao....I thought you were going to tell him

I'll kick your ass !

[Submariner]

2. FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES

removed joke post so as to remain politically correct.

[ForrestGump]

4. Those aren't funny!

'cos they're true. :D

Oops.....

Run away! Run away!

[ForrestGump]

5. On the bright side,

you just upped the chances of this one being the thread that gets locked. :-)

[Submariner]

6. Well I'll just hope they

recognize the obvious sarcasm. We're all adults here. :)

[ForrestGump]

7. Looks like we made the cut

ih8thegop's thread was not only locked but totally disintegrated! Whoa! Dude - totally harshin' on ih8thegop!

I even had a nifty response on its way to Skittles over there. Well, maybe it wasn't that nifty. Actually, it pretty much sucked.

[SOteric]

8. Is that your 'Tarzan Yell,'

Or your 'Animal' impersonation...?

[ForrestGump]

12. Infinitely more scary.....

it's my Skittles imitation.

Remarkably similar to my Animal impression, granted, but I never said I was Rich Little.

[Terwilliger]

9. oh sure! throw Salma in my face!

[ForrestGump]

13. *Boing*

(my eyes, you dirty-minded people)

Please, feel free to throw my face at Salma any time. I mean, the other way around. I'm so confused......feel faint......oh, the loons....the loons......

[ForrestGump]

11. Because SKITTLES plays dirty.....

KICK! To get this above the men-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thread.

I always did like the women on top, you know.....

:P

[leftist_rebel1569]

16. Kick

:kick:

Yeah, Skittles...i said I'd do it...

[leftist_rebel1569]

17. Kick...again...

:kick:

[ForrestGump]

18. Nice kicks!

Let's kick this baby one more time....



Take that, you Skittles person, you.

[Skittles]

20. lol, yeah I play dirty!

it's a result of growing up with FIVE BROTHERS and NO SISTERS! :P

[ForrestGump]

22. Well, that's not good news

She knows all the moves in our playbooks, dudes.....

We're in trouble.