Sad Pet Story

[DS1]

I work in a pound, it's the only job around that will take sex offenders. Anyway, it's a kill-on-sight pound, we're just that underfunded.

Anyway, this guy brought in a beautiful pit-bull, she even had her own toy with her. He said her name as Kaya and she liked to bite. That meant she had to go double quick. Unfortunately, we'd ran out of the euthanesia serum last week, and the only practical option was a spare maddox handle I'd found in the back shed.

I threw out my left arm this weekend bowling, so she took twice the beating.

:cry:

[kick-ass-bob]

1. You are such a heartless bastard.

:cry:

[RebelOne]

2. Oh, groan!! I'm not even going to comment

[SOteric]

3. Oh?

[LynneSin]

4. Did your mamma drop you as a kid??

Or better yet were you raised by a pack of wolves

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

5. Will you marry me?

I know we're two guys and all, but we'll make it work.

Pets optional.

[LynneSin]

8. You better be careful - Rick Santorum is gonna peak in your windows

:eyes:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

10. Gawd, I am SO into that. -nt

[DS1]

11. me too

when do we get hitched?

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Careful. You'll make matcom jealous.

[LynneSin]

12. Well lucky for you so is Rick Santorum!

:D

[StaggerLee]

6. All I can say is...

how's the arm?

[RandomKoolzip]

7. YOUR DISCLAIMER NEEDS TO BE BIGGER!

AND "DISCLAIMER" IS NOT CODE FOR SOMETHING ELSE, YOU PREVERT

[DS1]

9. ow's that?

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Just checked again....okay, you pass.

Just remember, we're watching out for you, buster. If you joke about animals, you must use at least twelve disclaimers, at least 8 points height each. You're getting a warning this time, fucko...next time we won't be as lenient.

[DS1]

15. Thank you for your service

I'd hate to put people through actual emotional distress by negligently failing to adhere to the Federally Mandated guidelines in the That Sarcastic Bastard Made My Momma Cry Act of 2003



:patriot:

Absolutely no :sarcasm: here, Sir! :patriot:

[kick-ass-bob]

17. How could you beat that poor dog to death?!?

Heartless bastard.

[DS1]

19. I told you, we ran out of the kill-juice

and electrocution is just too expensive

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

22. How could he have not...

he was swinging that handle pretty hard!

[undeterred]

14. I thought you said it was a sad story...

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

16. Well there was that bowling accident

:shrug: Notice how I'm only shrugging towards my good shoulder?

[no name no slogan]

18. Yeah, but how did it taste?

[DS1]

20. Tender

[matcom]

21. does your pound accept outdoor CATS?

:bounce:

[DS1]

23. Only if they've just eaten a Songbird, so we can make

bircaten

[Arugula Latte]

24. Jesus.

H. Christ.

[matcom]

25. well, at least he TRIED to find some euthanesia serum

i for one commend him