I do not EVER want to do that again.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

I was on the road a good part of the day, criss-crossing greater Dallas in my pursuit of a buck or two. At the end of it all I was starting to feel a bit peckish, so I stopped in at an Apu-style quickie mart. I had no desire for their prepackaged "food" so I ended up just getting a pint of milk.

I took off and was heading back toward the highway on-ramp when I took my first megagulp of--- yep, you guessed it-- the SOUREST curdled milk I have EVER come near in my life (and I was raised in dairy country)!!!

I consider it a tribute to my self-control (and a desire to not coat the interior of my vehicle with sour milk) that I was able to pull off the road, roll to a stop, and open the door before voiding said toxic substance from my mouth.

That is the LAST time I ever buy milk from one of those places.

Dayum.

[Floogeldy]

1. Always check the date.

And you are how old?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. I usually DO!

I don't think my mind realized I wasn't still going 65mph...

[Floogeldy]

6. Oh, that's not all your mind doesn't know.

[Dave Reynolds]

2. I buy milk from places like that,

but only after closely examining the expiration date.

One slug of bad chocolate milk for me was a life lesson.

[Richard Steele]

3. Bad milk is just the WORST!

There is really NOTHING as nasty as bad milk.

And there's NOTHING that will counteract the taste.

Be forewarned: Even if you didn't actually SWALLOW any of it,
odds are you are going to BURP and 'taste the adventure'
a second time.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

5. I'm now eating a Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia frozen yogurt

I think I'm on the right track as to getting rid of the taste....