So, did Lovejoy end up in Hell, or something?

[Thin Guy]

...at the end of Titanic. He's not present when that exquisite plump thing is reunited with Loverboy.

[progmom]

1. huh?

:shrug:

[Thin Guy]

2. Agree with progmom

That was my first reaction as well, when I saw this thread...

[elshiva]

7. I love you progmom, you make a lot of people happy.

:hug:

[qnr]

11. I think Lovejoy was the fiancé's butler or whatever n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Lovejoy, the antique expert?

From the TV show?

[Thin Guy]

4. Yes, without a doubt...

...especially considering that is exactly what the original post said.

[progmom]

5. you're fascinating

[Thin Guy]

8. If you keep flattering me...

...I will dance the Ashlee Simpson hoedown for you.

[Richard Steele]

6. As long as I have no idea what you are talking about...

You think that's an odd photo?
Well, that's NOTHING compared to the action you are gonna see EVERY SUNDAY, RIGHT HERE ON ESPN!!

[Thin Guy]

10. Oh, Gawd, people...

... you know - the guy with the gun! The valet!

[Richard Steele]

13. Yeah, 'Lovejoy':

[DS1]

15. I think the more important question is

who gives a fuck?

[Misunderestimator]

9. Why yes... yes indeed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Welcome to DU, Thin Guy.

Enjoy yourself, and get as much out of it as you can. I would suggest high-density fun, just in case.

:hi:

[qnr]

14. Oh yeah, welcome to DU

:hi:

[Thin Guy]

16. Thank you, everybody.

I don't know if I'm quite "irritating" enough though. How do you all do it?! Practice?

[Misunderestimator]

17. Nope.. I think you've surpassed the masters in that regard.