MY dirty little secret...

[SOteric]

Is that there are just too many dirty little secrets to chose from and we haven't got all day.

[On the Road]

1. Ah, More Teasing!

That's all we get around here tonight. I'm tempted to really spill something just for effect, but my daughter, girlfriend and about a dozen relatives are all around.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. I have all day

I don't have to be at work til Monday....go ahead..spill...spill your secrets...spill something...anything...really....I'll clean it up.....:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. What could be most embarassing for SOteric?

Hmmmmm...... let's think.....



Your dirty secret is this: For lunch, you like a Velveeta sandwich made with Wonder bread and oscar mayer bologna and smothered in hunt's ketchup with a side of fried pork rinds and a tall glass of sweetened Lipton Tea! For dessert, you have Jell-O. The green kind. With Cool Whip.

I also bet that when you make filet mignons you bread them, fry them for five or ten minutes, then smother them in Campbell's mushroom soup and cook them for an hour over low heat, and serve them with Idaho instant potatoes and a side of frozen peas. Boiled. For ten minutes.

[SOteric]

4. Blasphemer!

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Ow!

Stop slapping already!

(but I notice you didn't deny the allegations!)

[SOteric]

8. I deny the allegations.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Ow! Stop throwing snow!

Can't you see I'm . . . um . . . well, I'm . . . you see . . . I . . . well, I'm doing something, and it's important, dammit.

And you might deny, yes - but the onus is on you to prove that you DO NOT. HA HA!! Were Clinton president, the onus would be on me to prove your guilt, but it's a new time, a new era, a time when there are things we'll know and things we won't know, and, sorry to say, the onus is now on you to prove your innocence! Welcome to Shrub's AmeriKKKa!! HA ha ha ha (insert more vicious, maniacal laughing here).

Or, we can just call it quits as is, and assume that you don't eat those things, so that we can help bring down this regime that is not only bad for America, is actually bad for the whole living ecosystem of the planet, and perhaps even the solar system. And if you come cook me something if you're ever in NYC.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Oh...I don't know....

You really are a Dude??? ;)

Edited because really really has two l's.

[SOteric]

6. Yeppers, a 360 pound male wrestler name "Hank"

And boy is that gonna disappoint a dude or two of my very close acquaintance. ;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. That's hysterical. And you hide it so well in your pictures...

:)