Any other "loose screws" out there?

[Dangerously Amused]

[SeattleGirl]

1. Are you questioning my morality?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

2. Okay, somehow I just KNEW you would be the one to pick up on that.

:7 GF!


:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

5. LOL!

My reputation obviously precedes me! :evilgrin:

[eyepaddle]

3. !

Good one--I totally did NOT see that coming! :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Good! I aim to shock and amuse.

:7

[eyepaddle]

6. !

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

8. :)

[bertha katzenengel]

7. Fatty Screwloose checking in.

You rang? ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Heya!

Just doin a status check on all us loose ones! :7

(hee hee!)

[bertha katzenengel]

17. Loose as a goose and twice as noisy.

:honk:

[Dangerously Amused]

18. Oh. my.

:rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

21. Made you laugh.

My work is done here. :7

[wildhorses]

10. loose lugnut.... reporting for duty

[Dangerously Amused]

12. Hey there!

Thanks for checking in.

[wildhorses]

16. no prob

:hi:






watch out for that screwdriver and let me know if you see that lugwrench:silly:

[Jamastiene]

11. I've lost most of mine.

My last one is loose, so I am here. Present.

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Hey, how ya doin?

Hold on tight to that one last screw, girl!


:7

[Dave Reynolds]

14. I am a loose cannon with loose screws,

does that count?

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Hell yeah!

Welcome to the club!

And... given the size of your cannon balls, I nominate you President and Grand Poobah!

Seconded.

Put it to a vote, then...

The "ayes" have it.

So ordered.

Congratulations, Mr. President!

Woo hoo!


:bounce:

:7

[Dave Reynolds]

19. Sankoo, sankoo velly much.

As President, I will uphold all loose screws, ban screwdrivers (except for the alcoholic kind), and generally pander to the members with the most money.

Just like our court-appointed pResident!

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[LaraMN]

20. No, but I AM a "stripped screw."

Overused, worn out, with lousy threads.

[Dangerously Amused]

22. Oh boy. Look out.

...She's stripped with hot boots, fellas!


Oh my god! Here comes the stampede! Everybody run! Save yourselves!


:yoiks:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. I shall restore you

But first I gotta know what size you are.

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Maybe first she'll want to know what size YOU are.

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

33. Lol!

You are both




Just the way I like ya!

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. 3/8"-16

Coarse, of course. :thumbsup:

[southlandshari]

23. Define your terms.

:hide:



























What? I really don't understand the question.

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Honey, you are SO one of us. : )

Just pull up a chair and make yourself at home. And here's some ice cream for the lip of yours...

[SeattleGirl]

30. You got that right, gf!

:evilgrin:

[William Bloode]

25. Well,

If you count hospitalization, and pharmaceutical treatments having a loose screw yes.In fact one might say instead of a loose screw my wheels fell off a few times.

[Dangerously Amused]

31. Oooohh. Ouchie. Were those your training wheels, I hope?

Never mind anyway. You'll fit right in. Here, have a root beer and join the crowd.


:beer:


:7

[RetroLounge]

26. Must resist...

Must resist...

Must resist...

Must resist...

Must resist...

Must resist...

RL

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Oh for Pete's sake, why start NOW?!?

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

44. Good point

:hi:

anyhow, how could I resist you?

RL

[LeftyMom]

29. No, I kegel.

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

34. Yikes! You're one a them dangerous women.

Good for you. Snap them puppies right off if ya wanna!

Make 'em cry. Make 'em beg. Make 'em promise you the world!

Show 'em who's REALLY boss.


Yeah, you go GF!

:headbang:




(Edit for stupid grammar.)

[TheProphetess]

40. ..

:spray:

[In_The_Wind]

35. No!

I'll have you know there is nothing loose about me!

[Dangerously Amused]

36. Right.

I mean, it's not like everybody in the entire Lounge has seen photos of you NAKED, or anything. :eyes:


Oh come on, join us anyway. It'll be fun, there's good compamy here already. Um... your hair is loose. That's it. Long and blond and loose.

You're in baby, you're in!

:woohoo:


Here, I'll get you started:

:beer:

There you are. Now feel free to mingle...

[In_The_Wind]

37. Right. I'll loosen up my long hair and let it hang down ...

my nekkid back ...




Let the party begin ~

[dpbrown]

39. Screws, marbles...they've all got a mind of their own....

And they're all loose...


:dilemma:

[Dangerously Amused]

41. Boy, have you come to the right place!

Come in, have a few beers, mingle... join the Twister game if you feel so inclined...





Here, I'll get you set up:

:beer: :popcorn:


There you go! :7

[dpbrown]

43. Twister, eh? I can feel something loosening up already....

Joints! I meant joints!





Yummy popcorn... :popcorn:


:D

[aclog]

42. Those T-Shirts that say

"I'm an easy lay" don't work...for me anyway :(