So DS1, Mrs Matcom & I Are Having Lunch Today At A Local Restaurant

[matcom]

i sure hope there are a lot of little kids running around :D

film at 11

[underpants]

1. I'm glad to hear that DS1 is bringing her

:bounce: :yoiks:

[matcom]

3. yeah. it will be nice to see her again

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I hope the little kids are sick, too.

That will REALLY be fun.

[matcom]

4. maybe DS1 will bring his Remington

:bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. And I hope all the parents are unwashed, wearing sweatpants,

and spend all their time on their cell phones yelling across the restaurant as their form of "keeping the kids under control".

[BikeWriter]

7. Let's hope the parents bring shopping carts.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. And have a few babies that they change at the table

[BikeWriter]

9. Please Pass the Grey Poupon.

[matcom]

10. we'll sit at the bar

hopefully that will eliminate any poo-flinging

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Hopefully your bartender will have TB and the flu and a runny nose

and just wipe his nose with his hand and/or let it drip all over, because he has his headphones on playing rap so loud he can't even tell his nose is running.

[matcom]

12. and if we are REALLY lucky

some senile old lady will accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake and crash her car into the restaurant!

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. I couldn't imagine a more perfect day

[BikeWriter]

15. ...and an itchy behind.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. and a psychotic fear of soap, handwashing, and antibiotics

[BikeWriter]

19. ...and scabies.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Start with his liver!

[Call Me Wesley]

13. WHAT????!!!!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU, MY KIDS ARE SO LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

18. That is THE dumbest skit ever

[LostinVA]

17. Whose moms are breastfeeding and smoking