Post the funniest thing you have ever heard, or read by a conservative:

[Thtwudbeme]

I'll start--

"That's like sending your kid to Planned Parenthood for sex ed."

Read tonight by a poster on a political website----I am still stunned.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. There's a lot of non sequiters, but I don't think they're funny

they're usually scary in their lack of foresight. For example, I heard the Head Start program criticized by a MS politician as a failure because the kids that went through it ended up pretty much even with the kids that didn't.

Which is of course the point of the program.

[LSK]

2. not exactly a quote, but the fact that they think Colbert is series!

[Richard Steele]

3. Evolution leads to slavery, Naziism, Communism, and ABORTION!

This is an ACTUAL LETTER in my local paper this week;
How could one even BEGIN to educate this moran?


Evolution isn't science

Evolution is a theory, not fact,
and cannot satisfactorily explain the origin of life,
our world, nor any data-derived experiments.
Here are just a few salient points to clear up
what intelligent design is and simultaneously
to refute the uneducated, biased vitriol
some writers have for even touching the "sacred idol" of evolution.

Laws of thermodynamics.
First is the law of conservation:
Matter or energy may change form, but can be neither created nor destroyed.
Second is the law of entropy:
Energy and matter go to disorder or entropy.
So much for the evolutionist point of view of simple to complex or an increase in order!

Also, the theory of evolution cannot explain the formation of rock
nor that fossils are found in abundance
on every continent and are found only in sedimentary rocks.

Evolution relies on hiddenness and hoaxes.
No evidence has ever been found of man evolving gradually
in stages from simpler life -- apes to intermediary to man.
The so-called findings of these intermediary ape-men
were replicas made to appear more man-like.
All the famous finds were hoaxes.
These include Neanderthal man, Piltdown man, and Nebraska man.

Finally, evolution is racist.
Charles Darwin in "The Descent of Man" puts the Caucasian
as higher than the Negro.
This type thinking, which devalues man,
has led to slavery, Nazism, Communism and abortion.
Evolution is not good science and that intelligent design
should be presented at the very least as an alternative.

STANLEY LEWIS
DURHAM
January 11, 2006

[khashka]

4. A decent high school science class might help

I don't think he managed to get even one thing right.

Khash.

[Gatchaman]

5. I'm just a kid from Missouri who wanted to be on the radio.

Actual words uttered by Rush Limbaugh.