How are you going to celebrate Friday the 13th?

[swag]

I think I'll try to talk the old lady into going to Happy Hour at Bernie's for some fried green tomatoes, crawfish cakes, and a couple drinks.

[swag]

1. Ah well, fuck all you superstitious motherfuckers.

I'm going to go have a pint of Fat Tire to celebrate Thursday the 12th.

[Taverner]

2. By watching a Jason Voorhees marathon

Like I do every time!

[swag]

18. You seem to be a man with a plan!

Destination: Success! for Taverner's Friday the 13th!

[ghostsofgiants]

43. I kinda want to do that...

But have no quick access to the movies.

[swag]

46. I think I'll watch

"I Spit on Your Grave" or "House of Whipcord" again, after hearing the inspiring comments by you two gentlemen.

[ghostsofgiants]

47. Nothing beats a good B Horror on Friday the 13th.

[swag]

52. "You gotta do it up right,"

as Miss Mildred used to say, down there on Ridge Street, the next moment screaming at the top of her lungs, "I'm gonna get that goddamned dirty nasty-assed drug man Cecil the fuck out my house!"

[Taverner]

90. Yes, FT13TH movies are a must

Especially Part 3. Part 3 is pure genius - and it's the one where Jason first dons the infamous Hockey Mask.

[jpgray]

3. We're just jealous of your cosmopolitan, leftcoasted existence

See, where I live, some people think it's funny and clever to say "Sin Twitties."

:cry:

[swag]

19. I'll overnight some frozen fish-sticks in a box

to give you great cheer.

[tigereye]

53. oh

:rofl:

I do feel your pain, however, JP.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

74. Sin Twitties...

hee, hee.

Oops.

[Shine]

4. Date night with the hubby.

if he's lucky, he'll get some lucky 13 sex... hehehe.
:evilgrin:

[swag]

20. Luck, be a lady tonight!

A lady doesn't wander all over the room
and blow on some other guy's dice

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I'm gonna deep fry a pair of nikes and run naked through the lavatory

of a closed Pittsburgh steel mill.

[swag]

22. Whisper my screen name as you

micturate a manly arc of gold into the great Monongahela, 'kay?

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. ROTFL!

"Swaaaaaaaaaaaaaag......"

[mopinko]

6. chicago DUers are getting together.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=150x10388
benburch promised to bring his laptop so we can say hi.

[swag]

24. Digital images live from the scene as well?

Don't let the tall girls eat all the food!

[mopinko]

60. any tall girl in particular that i should worry about?

yeah, i will bring a camera. be there one way or the other y'all.

[swag]

70. Two tall girls in particular

and one of them has removed the bracelet from her ankle. We're having difficulty tracking her by smell alone, so keep your peepers peeled.

[mopinko]

77. well, do me a favor

pm them and make sure they got the invite will ya. you can never have too many party animals.

[JohnnyCougar]

58. I'll be there!

[mopinko]

61. nag some of the other chicagoans there, johnny

these people signed up at meet=up, but we are not using it. please check if you recognize any of them.


http://du.meetup.com/lists/us/il/chicago/?a=wlnmlk1&ic=en15

[boobooday]

7. Got a ladder set up in the living room

I'm gonna walk under it on my way into the kitchen for a glass of white wine.

[CatholicEdHead]

9. Same here, walk under ladder, look for black cat,

and break a mirror somewhere.

[boobooday]

11. And here's a new one for me

Someone here at DU told me it was bad luck to HOO back at an owl, and I have one here, so I'll be sure to do that too . . .

HOOOOOO are you? HOO HOO -- HOO HOO!

[swag]

50. Who wouldn't love CatholicEdHead and boobooday like a milkshake?

[kedrys]

8. Foundation repairs on my house

and two black cats. One blesses the works, the other one just howls. :P

[swag]

26. Please ask the blessing black cat to silently mouth my screen name

as it micturates a manly arc into the mighty Monongahela!

[kedrys]

71. Um, okay

but the blessing cat is a girl. She usually sits down to pee.

Come to think of it, so does the howling (boy) cat.

:rofl:

[swag]

73. Well, we won't make that a required course, then.

But your positive attitude will be remembered come bonus time. If you remind us that you had one.

[asthmaticeog]

10. I'll be going gallery-hopping.

In my 'hood alone, galleries are showing photo exhibits by Bryon Miller and Rose Marincil, paintings by Jay Croft, Brett Holzworth & Eric Skaggs, assemblage by Dana Depew, and some kind of fucked-up shit from Brin Metzendorf, who is a total goddamn freak. It's some of the best art that the Great Lakes region has to offer, and every gallery will gladly load me up on cheap hangover wine while I make my way towards the final destination, performances of outmusic from Field Guide to Plants & Animals, Beaten Awake and Gabe Schray at Inside/Outside Gallery. Avantlicious.

[swag]

23. Subject field must not be blank

It's spelled "Brian."

And god's first name is not "god."

I am envious of you for the evening you will enjoy.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Sounds like you and your wife will have a lovely evening!

Didn't know Friday the 13th was a holiday!

Have a great time!

We stay in on holidays......too many crazies about!



:loveya: :hug:

[swag]

33. Thanks, Peggy.

Eat good food. Laugh a lot.

I'm just trying to get my postcount up so I can freep the fuck out of this place!

Best to you and yours,

s

[Initech]

13. I'm going to go hangout at my favorite bar.

:beer:

[swag]

34. Is that a porter or a stout that the smiley tosses down its gullet?

[Initech]

98. Looks like an amber ale to me!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. I'll just drag my sorry ass to work.

[swag]

35. When I am dragging my own sorry ass to work,

I will regret that I didn't obey, as relates to employment, the maxim in your sig.

I wish you a speedy recovery.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

15. I have no idea where that is

But it looks and sounds delicious.

[swag]

36. I think it will be good.

What's the deal, Tyrone Slothrop?

Pynchon! Is that you? Didn't you invent the banana smoothie or something?

[Blue-Jay]

16. The same way I celebrate waking up.

By waking up.

[swag]

32. That sounds pretty boring.

Remember what you learned in sixth grade: don't stay in bed too long! It's bad for the health!

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. I'm gonna go to work!

Yeah! :woohoo:

[swag]

30. How much do they expect a squeaky potato to do?

Slave drivers!

[Cobalt Violet]

21. My day off.

And it's suppose to near 60!!!!!!!! And I'm in Massachusetts! I'm going to visit a friend.

[swag]

29. Ensure a successful visit: give your host lovingly crafted toast points!

[Floogeldy]

25. Nobody celebrates Friday the 13th.

You apparently are living in some kind of alternate universe.

[swag]

27. You call this living?

[Floogeldy]

28. Yea, I do, Man.

It's up to you to make it the best life you can. Don't cop out on me, Brother.

[swag]

40. No argument there.

Since Snoopy died, there's nobody charting my course but me.

Cheerio!

[cassandra uprising]

31. Say Hamlet in a theater

OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!

I f*ing hate theater superstitions they had such a low iq pack mentality feeling to them.

[swag]

38. Don't you open that umbrella in my house!

Don't touch the equipment bag until the game is finished!

[cassandra uprising]

41. What about touching my crotch three times?

one tap, then two shakes before I hit the stage.

If I don't it I just can't perform.

[swag]

44. I know, the fuzz is onto you.

They can tell who's packin' and who's lackin'.

The "security tap" is the first give-away.

I saw it on 20/20.

[cassandra uprising]

49. You are a tack my dear

an absolute tack.

How many times must one nearly spew fluids from ones nose?

:applause:

[swag]

51. What a kind remark.

Honestly, I'm just singing a few songs I learned during those two golden summers at Camp Castaway. If you like them, well, I guess the praise belongs to the Lord!

[swimboy]

92. Next time I micturate into the mighty James,

I will honor you in the requested fashion.

Hell, I'll even touch the equipment bag.

[tigereye]

54. it's

Cassandra! Hey lady, long time no seeeeeee! How are yaaaaaaa! (I'm pretending to holler down a wellllllllll)

have you seen that great Black Adder about that? My son loves that one where these actors keep having to tweak each other's noses cuz Black Adder invoked "the Scottish play."

[Bridget Burke]

80. Isn't Macbeth the dangerous play?

[davsand]

39. I'll be spending Fri the 13th partying with the Chicago DUers!

Can't think of ANYTHING else that would be any more fun than that!



Laura

[swag]

42. It would be cool if they filmed an episode of Elimidate at the

Chicago DU meetup, and the participants were all Chicago DUers.

[Fox Mulder]

45. Job interview.

At the local grocer...ooooh...why'd it have to fall on Friday the 13th?????

[swag]

48. So all the other candidates will be psyched out and you'll get the job.

The denizens of the Black Lodge are looking out for you!

[tigereye]

56. ah Swag

we want to be just like you when we grow up! Maybe we should watch our ancient tape of "On the Air" in honor of Friday the 13th.

all I know is that Orion was very bright and it looks like a full moon as well. This I know as I made my Thurs. evening journey to the curb with the detritus of modern living.

[swag]

59. So last week was yard debris day?

Or is that this week?

I can never keep that straight!

[tigereye]

83. no

I did some yard cleaning before everything was covered in snow in November.. but the yard only recently emerged from it's Arctic like appearance. And there are still leaves there.

Nope, it was just garbage night...

(so much for my trying to be clever...) ;)

[swimboy]

81. By the way--

That gum you like is going to come back in style.

[Ladyhawk]

55. By making sure the office got my paperwork so I won't be evicted. n/t

[swag]

57. Make damn sure they punch that ticket.

I don't want to see you hanging around in front of that delicatessen!

[cleofus1]

62. i'm gonna work and play guitar

then go to costco for groceries...then watch cartoons with the kids and help son with his homework...i think it's pizza and chicken wings tonight...

[swag]

67. I'm taking notes.

I think I may plan something similar for my 25th wedding anniversary. Except I'll have to borrow somebody else's kids, though they will technically be adults by then.

Thanks!

[Mobius]

63. I plan on menstruating

good times...

[swag]

66. Rock Skate Roll Bounce!

No sitting in the stuffed chair under the shall and whimpering while sipping Mogan David Concord Grape for you!

[bridgit]

64. i going to call up a templar and suggest to him that they shoudln't...

have provoked rome.

[cleofus1]

65. yes

but only in retrospect...at the time it seemed like a good idea

[bridgit]

68. at the time it was a thee 'game' to be playing...

pre-positioning magnificent swords beneath the obscure alters of provincial france decades before their want & need, while tossing dead vermin down your enemies well...ah, the memories

[swag]

72. It ain't nothin' but somethin' to do, y'all.

It ain't nothin' but somethin' to do.

[swag]

69. Thus spake Mason Verger, a short time before he was eaten by hogs.

[cleofus1]

75. damn those hogs

damn them to hell!

[swag]

76. I know. Just look at this wild hog infestation map:

How the hell did they get clear up to Minot?

They're like fucking pigs at the trough, I'm tellin' ya. Only without the trough.

[Scout]

78. I'm gonna keep my head down...

I'm not really that superstitious, but I've been having some strange bad luck the last few years.

I'll probably leave the house sometime today, but only if I get the job interview I'm hoping for today.

[swag]

86. Chin up, Scout!

A happy 13th to you.

[swimboy]

79. Well, apparently by overdrawing my checking account.

What a pleasant surprise appropriate to the day.

The evening's planned activities comprise staying in for home-cooked fusilli with prosciuto and a good Italian red!

I hope y'all enjoy your Happy Hour. :hi:

[swag]

85. Bummer on the overdraft,

but your evening sounds nice. I'm sure that Italian red will wash the pain away.

[wildhorses]

82. damn that sounds good

may I join ya?


wildhorses loves the fried green tomatoes and crawfish and drinks are good too

[swag]

84. If you find yourself in the neighborhood, please stop by.

Here's the bar menu:

http://www.berniesbistro.com/menu_bar.html

[bbernardini]

87. Playing a gig at the Rusty Nail in Ardmore, PA!

[swag]

88. Very fun.

Any chance of a broadcast?

http://www.myspace.com/THERUSTYNAIL

[bbernardini]

100. Doubt it.

I believe that show is only the interviews and album tracks, which they record on Sunday evenings.

[leftofthedial]

89. I'm planning to break a mirror

WTHN

[swag]

91. Make sure you throw your hat on the bed before you commence to

smashin'.

[leftofthedial]

103. sorry. I was busy spilling salt

hat? bed, you say?

got it!

[dolo amber]

93. Apparently I'm going to lay in bed, have my

nose be alternately stuffed and running, run a low-grade fever and freeze my ass off.

:party:

[swag]

94. I'm so sorry, darling.

You deserve a better day than that. I hope you get one soon.

[DinahMoeHum]

95. I just had my wisdom tooth taken out. . .

that odious-but-necessary rite of passage. Thankfully, my case was very simple.

I had planned for this in advance; after I had my regular check-up including X-rays in December, my dentist told me it was time for it to go. I just wanted to wait until the holidays were over, and I
decided that the Friday before the King holiday was the time for it. Planty of time to recover.

:hurts:

[Radio_Lady]

107. Ouch! Brings back memories of when I was 19. Had all four removed

two at a time. I kissed the oral surgeon after the operations; he later invited me to dinner. I can't remember the rest.

Sodium brevitol was used. I didn't remember anything.

What about your other three wisdom teeth? Are they still in place?

[Reverend_Smitty]

96. Well it started off bad enough...

I went out last night with some friends (nobody was drinking thank God!) and we got into a minor fender bender. I wasn't driving and nobody was hurt but the people in the other car weren't very cooperative and told the cops that we were drunk thankfully the cops took our sides! But still a crappy way to start the 13th!

[samplegirl]

97. Fried green tomatoes

sound really good.

[lizziegrace]

99. Photographing a friend's band

They're playing live tonight for the first time in a couple years.

:)

[datasuspect]

101. everyday is friday the 13th when you worship satan

.

[Loonman]

102. *snort* no

Stupid superstition.

[mvd]

104. Normal day

I actually consider 13 a lucky number. Got that tradition from my great-grandmother.

Everyone have a great weekend!

[bridgit]

105. same here, no worries; black cats don't freak me either...

:shrug:

[Radio_Lady]

106. We just had happy hour at "Beaches" in Beaverton, OR

Cool place near a beautiful duck pond on Murray Boulevard.

They were AMAZINGLY busy at 5:30 PM PST.

No pictures, just reviews and a map.

Delicious food in a fun atmosphere. They also have a location in Vancouver, Washington.

http://portland.citysearch.com/review/33624822