And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either,

[ET Awful]

because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

[matcom]

1. ugh

what IS it about that movie? i TOTALLY thought it sucked!

and yes, long time cube farmer here (before you ask)

i don't think i even giggled :shrug:

[ET Awful]

3. That just means you're fucked in the head

No big deal :evilgrin:

[matcom]

4. well it isn't like THAT is a revelation!

:P

[Taverner]

2. MILTON

I'll put strichnine in the quacamole....